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September 30th, 2007

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Top quality call girls are expensive, so you get used to spending serious money if you frequent them.  Perhaps that is why call girl regular and family values Congressman David Vitter thought nothing of dropping a $100,000 educational earmark to the Louisiana Family Forum.  But what the hell happened to a separation of Church and State? This is an organization with one of its main goals being gutting the teaching of evolution and putting Creationism into the schools in its place. They want to teach biblical science in the schools, and their version of that also includes denying the problem of global warming. Abstinence education was the tip of the sword- religiously inspired education made it into the classroom, and the Louisiana Family Forum wants to replace the rest of education with their Biblical version. If the spending bill passes, that will be with taxpayer dollars helping them. The Supreme Court has ruled clearly that creationism is religion, not science. Its actually very retro. Most of these nutball anti-evolution folks are talking about Intelligent Design these days, although that was blasted to pieces and also affirmed as religion in the landmark case in Dover Pennsylvania. The organization, besides trying to replace science with religion in the schools, also affirms a belief that ...life-long, faithful marriage is the first Human institution ordained by God and therefore, the basic, irreducible building block of society. Maybe for Vitter, hookers help him keep the bedrock of his marriage together. I can understand that. I’m very pro marriage. I’m all for Vitter seeing hookers. I’d love to see him introduce a marriage protection amendment that included decriminalizing prostitution to help keep marriages like his together. But he won’t, because he is a hypocritical douchebag who gives tax dollars for religious purposes in violation of the constitution to make religious conservatives forget that he had sex with hookers on a regular basis.. Republicans seem to respect the constitution less than the paper they use to wipe their asses. And despite scandal, Vitter funds doing to Lousiana’s schools what Kartrina did to their infrastructure. As long as his sex scandal involved hookers who weren’t just guys in drag, he’s a Republican hero. He was actually cheered on the Senate floor when he returned after the scandal broke, mostly because he was a republican caught in a scandal where he didn’t suck dick. Lousisianna is still cleaning up after Katrina. Vitter is just one more mess they need to get rid of.

When Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad appeared at Columbia University: he was asked about the treatment of women and homosexuals in Iran.  He replied, "In Iran, we don't have homosexuals like in your country." He’s right. Sure, here we deny homosexuals basic rights, they sometimes get the crap beat out of them and killed for being gay, they are used as a political hate filled wedge issue, but at least here they can march for their rights and have their own television shows. In Iran, a gay rights march would just be considered a shooting gallery by the military, and the only show available to them might be Wheel of Death. You don’t have gays like we do here because if they do come out in the open, you psycho holocaust denying medeivel mentality lunatic, you kill them. You have homosexuals, they’re just closeted or dead. The irony of all this is that when it comes to sexual issues like gay rights and family planning, the President of Iran is a lot closer to the President of the United States in philosophy than to most of Europe.

Blue Cross Blue Shield in Kansas is against abortions. They certainly do not pay for elective abortions, even though the cost of an abortion is far less than the cost of carrying a fetus to term. It’s just that they have a unique take on determining what an elective abortion is. About 15 to 20 percent of all pregnancies end in miscarriage. Essentially, the woman’s body decides to abort. She may not have made a conscious choice, and it may not have been at all what she wanted, but according to BCBS in Kansas City, that is an elective abortion. A number of women have reported going into emergency rooms when they suffered a miscarriage, only to have Blue Cross Blue Shield refuse to pay their claim because it was an elective abortion.  According to Tonya Gullino, a billing clerk at her hospital told her this was a common practice of BCBS. If so, a common practice of our legal system should be to put a few folks from BCBS in jail for their miscarriage of basic decency. We need to fix our pathetically messed up health care system, a system where pharmacists can refuse to give women emergency birth control or any birth control at all, and where women’s health care often gets short shrift. Wisconsin just added a new amendment that allows hospitals and individuals to opt out of treating rape victims with emergency contraception if it goes against their religious beliefs. That’s not health care- that’s state sanctioned mysogny. 

We’ve talked a lot about what passes for sex education in the schools. While the official curriculum in many schools is terrible, that is not the only front in misinforming our kids. They also do high school  assemblies, where charismatic speakers come in and say things that would make your jaws drop. And thanks to video cameras and YouTube, we can actually see some of this nonsense. Case in point, a recent video posted by Higgism on youtube, where the public school speaker says some astounding things. Sure, he recites the usual made up statistics about how most kids who have sex before marriage regret it and are filled with shame and remorse, and the outright lies about condoms not being effective in preventing the spread of STDs, and completely made up stuff like if women have sex with three people, they are 15 times more likely to develop cervical cancer. And of course, no mention of the fact that we now have a vaccine that can protect you from HPV which is linked to cervical cancer. He then includes one of the most bizarre statements I have ever heard from these so-called educators, and you wouldn’t believe it if it wasn’t documented on video. Allow me to quote directly: “"Over 55 million babies have been thrown into a blender and slaughtered. Many of the products left over from abortions, you girls wear them on your faces. Do you know they sell them to makeup companies? Did you know that, friends? The base of most of the lipstick sold in our stores comes from aborted babies." And then he goes on about saving your first kiss for your wedding day. Your first kiss. Maybe you shoudn’t kiss at all if she has an aborted fetus on her face. Maybe you shouldn’t even meet before you get married- just let your parents arrange everything.

That’s the way its done in the pseudo-Mormon cult towns and communities in Arizona and Utah. Warren Jeffs, the cult leader of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, was just found guilty of two counts of assistance to the rape of  a 14 year old girl. As the groups unquestioned leader, he paired people off, forcing this girl to marry a 19 year old against her will and having sex with him. Of course, she couldn’t actually testify that she told Jeffs she didn’t want to have sex with her arranged husband. The cult does not allow any of its members to use the word sex. And of course, they learn nothing about it, so they could be a model for abstinence education. The guy at the high school assembly would love these people. Authorities have long ignored these insular cults, and the state of Utah is not going to go after polygamists. As the Attorney General there admitted, they simply don’t have enough prison space. But I am glad that they are finally pursuing what is essentially the forced rape of underage girls. No 14 year old should be getting married, especially in an arranged marriage. In Utah, you have to be 15 before you can get married. In some states, 14 would have been legal. That’s part of the point of the hoax viral advocacy site, MarryOurDaughter.com, which apparently lets parents post pictures of their young daughters and set a bride price for them. For all the folks clamoring about getting back to traditional marriage- that is traditional marriage. 

 The outgoing chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, General Peter Pace, was given a chance in a Congressional hearing to clarify the remarks he made earlier when he called gays immoral. Those remarks caused a bit of outrage. He didn’t help himself. He said, “we should respect those who want to serve the nation but not through the law of the land, condone activity that, in my upbringing, is counter to God's law.” What the hell his upbringing has to do with national policy baffles me, and he apparently is unaware that what he believes is gods law is not federal law, but then he gets in event deeper: He stated that his responsibility was "to obey the law of the land and to object if something is either illegal or immoral." "My upbringing tells me that sexual activity outside the bonds of marriage between a man and a woman is immoral.." Who the hell cares about your upbringing? You could have been raised as a racist. Instead, you were raised as a homophobe. I don’t see the difference.  We can overcome our upbringings.  We all know the stories about the many gay Arabic translators who were drummed out of the military. Under Pace’s code of morality, we should drum out everyone having sex outside of marriage. That might leave us with an even greater shortage of soldiers. And the few left would be really cranky.  Glad to see Pace gone.

Entertainment

If you are climbing Mount Everest, don’t think of it as an opportunity to expose yourself to nature. Nepal's mountaineering authorities are calling for a ban on nudity and attempts to set obscene records on the world's highest mountain, officials said Wednesday. Last year, a Nepali climber claimed the world's highest display of nudity when he took off his clothes for several minutes while standing on the 29,035-foot summit with the temperature about 14 degrees Fahrenheit. "There should be strict regulations to discourage such attempts by climbers” said Ang Tshering, president of the Nepal Mountaineering Association. I’m pro nudity, but I can see discouraging people from trying to literally freeze their ass off.

The only redeeming feature of Vincent Gallo’s ultra-low budget film the Brown Bunny is the explicit blow job given him by girlfriend Chloe Sevigny. But New York Post reviewer Frank Scheck hinted in an article recently that the penis may have been a proesthetic, like the oversized one used to give Mark Wahlberg a John Homes sized penis in Boogie Nights. Vincent Gallo did not appreciate the allegation over what all invol,ved have admitted was real sex. In response, he said “Tell that hack to convince his mother, sister or wife to let me give it to her...and then she can report back to little Frank if she thought (it was fake).”

I really like Lucy Lawless. And she just gave me another reason. She stated that the reason for the failure of the American version of Footballer’s Wives was because it lacked the steamy sex scenes of the original and very popular British version. Executives would not allow her and her co-stars to do sex scenes. She said ’ "If you're going to take all the bad behaviour out of it then you don't have a show.” Apparently, executives wanted to maintain a clean image of football players, who of course never sleep around or use drugs. It is little wonder the show was cancelled after one episode. Catch the real thing on BBC America. Network television is becoming increasingly irrelevant, with  of shows such as National Tiddlywinks Night and more variations on what are essentially televised karaoke bars.

I think PETA is pretty much batshit crazy, although I have no problem with promoting vegetarianism, something Alicia Silverstone does very effectively in a new PETA sponsored commerical. Except Comcast won’t air it. Because, as with many other PETA promotions, their celebrity spokesperson appears naked. I’ll tell you, a naked Alicia Silverstone is really something I could get behind.

Bioware brings female bisexuality to Xbox 360 with its new title. According to the rating board, which slapped it with a Mature rating: "[Mass Effect's] single sex scene is brief and undetailed, although there is breast nudity in one version of the scene," read the board's summary. "The sex scene is triggered by the player making a series of choices about becoming more than friends with a colleague. If playing as a male character the scene can take place between him and a human woman or a humanoid female alien. If playing as a female character the scene can take place between her and a male human or a female humanoid alien."  Of course- you can see the obvious bias here- female bisexuality is apparently okay as long as the other bi-girl is an alien.

John Tebbetts, a Texan plastic surgeon, is claiming that he can enlarge women’s breasts in 30 minutes and they’ll be ready to go to dinner the same night. Maybe even have pizza. The slogan could be bigger breasts and pizza in 30 minutes or lease, or the pizza is free.

The long-awaited final episode of John Stagliano’s award-winning “Fashionistas” trilogy is now shipping. The four-hour, two-disc movie was released in anamorphic widescreen format. “Fashionistas Safado Berlin” stars Rocco Siffredi, Nacho Vidal, Katsumi, Belladonna and Melissa Lauren. The title was shot in high-definition. Fashionistas is one of the best selling adult titles of all time, and it was turned into a live Vegas dance show of the same name. It combines the world of BDSM and fetish fashion with explicit sex.

Another big release this week is  from Digital Playground, with the Robby D. directed the Babysitters. Shot in high definition, it features a big cats of name talent, including Jesse Jane, Teagan Presley, Sophia Santi and Shay Jordan, alongside Sasha Grey, Nautica Thorn, Nikki Benz, Gina Lynn, Alektra Blue, Angie Savage, Lexxi Tyler and Sammie Rhodes. Intrigue, sex, and of course, babysitting without the distraction of any children.

Finally, the long awaited Eden from Adam and Eve is shipping. Basically a reworking of Fantasy Island but with a lot more hard core sex,  it was shot in Hawaii by director Daniel Dakota, and stars Ava Rose, Carmen Luvana, Courtney Cummz and Bree Olson.

This sounds like a joke but is real. Apparently, Dutch porn star Charisma Gold is on a campaign against porn- but only the kind featuring animals. Apparently, bestiality films are not illegal in the Netherlands, and she it trying to get parliament to pass a bill banning them. Personally, I didn’t think they were legal anywhere, but Dutch producer Book and Film international claims to be the world's number one producer of  this type of film. In an interview, the owner stated that animals are never forced to perform for the cameras. Sure, they even get to choose the stars they want to perform with, with the right to say yeah or neigh.

Whacko

Anti-sex Florida based lawyer Jack Thompson is in the news again. He is best known as a relentless anti-video game crusader, but he is also an anti-sex crusader, and a crusader for just plain crazy. He has been battling with the Florida State bar for years which is currently prosecuting him for misconduct. IN 1992, he tried to have them declared unconstitutional.  In Thomspon’s current lawsuit against the state bar, he accusses them of collaborating with one of his enemies,  Norm Kent, a criminal defense attorney who also publishes the National Gay News. While the gay news has no pornography on its site, it is possible to get to some by following links, which Thompson apparently spent a good deal of time doing. He collected the gay porn, and then posted it on the court’s public docket site, available to anyone, to make the claim that Norm Kent was makng gay porn available to anyone.

Judge Jordan, was not amused, when he wrote:   'The attached exhibit, which includes several graphic images of oral and genital sex between adult males, was filed electronically in the docket in this case, without prior permission from the court... To the extent that the other attorney's alleged conduct is in any way relevant... there was no need for Mr. Thompson to file these graphic images in the public record. A simple reference to the website and its alleged links would have sufficed...” He gave Thompson until October 6th to explain why the incident should not be referred to the court’s Ad Hoc Committee on Attorney Admissions, Peer Review, and Attorney Grievance for appropriate action.

The clock is ticking on Thompson’s disbarment, which is year’s late. This might be the straw that breaks the camels back. There are a lot of charges against Thompson. In February 2007, the Florida Bar filed disbarment proceedings against him over allegations of professional misconduct. The complaint included charges that Thompson falsely accused an attorney of "distribution of pornography to children," and sent a letter to the law firm Blank Rome's managing partner, saying, "Your law firm has actively and knowingly facilitated by various means the criminal distribution of sexual material to minors."

Thompson’s defense is that complaints against him violate state religious protections because his advocacy is motivated by his Christian faith. Which apparently includes the belief that thou shalt not lie accept about your enemies.

In 1992, the ACLU named Thompson Art censor of the year for filing a complaint from to Florida Secretary of State Jim Smith and getting him to withhold a $25,000 grant to the Miami Film Festival. Thompson claimed that the festival was using state money to show pornographic films.

Thompson claimed that the Sims 2 is a pedophile trainer. See if you can follow his logic:  “The nudity placed there by the publisher/maker, Electronic Arts, is accessed by the use of a simple code that removes what is called 'the blur' which obscures the genital areas. In other words, the game was released to the public by the manufacturer knowing that the full frontal nudity was resident on the game and would be accessed by use of a simple code widely provided on the Internet. Much to the delight, one can be sure, of pedophiles around the globe who can rehearse, in virtual reality, for their abuse." Of course, it requires a third party hack that removes the blur, plus skins that have genitalia since the original Sims skins do not. Since there is no option for child molestation in the game, it is baffling how this counts as some sort of rehearsal, even besides the fact that I have seen tons of adult nude skins on the Internet but none for children. 

He is universally despised in the game industry for his endless nuisance lawsuits trying to link video games to actual crimes. He filed a case in 1997 on behalf of the parents of the three children killed in the Heath High School shooting. When an investigation revealed that the 14 year old killer had played video games, accessed adult web sites, and viewed the film Basketball Diaries, he sued the producers of the games, the movie, and the operators of the Internet sites for $33 million for negligence and product liability. Thompson said at the time, “We intend to hurt Hollywood. We intend to hurt the video game industry. We intend to hurt the sex porn sites.” The judge threw out the case for having no legally recognized claim.

The game Mortal Kombat allows you to map faces on characters, and when he discovered that gamers had mapped his face onto a character, he sent publisher Midway Games a cease and desist letter demanding that they stop selling the game. His letter was ignored.

Thompson has also been a relentless critic of Howard Stern. He submitted a  complaint to the FCC about a Stern show segment. The segment in question was the Stupid Bowl, which featured women golfing using strap-on dildos on their heads. Contestants then had to sing “Amazing Grace” with a large sausage in their mouth. I suspect that is what pushed the born again ultra-conservative Christian Thompson over the edge.

In his complaint, Thompson wrote: "Porn stars were using dildos in the described fashion, among the sexual banter, and they were then allowing sausages to be stuffed down their throats, in a simulation of fellatio, while trying to sing, despite the gagging, ‘Amazing Grace.'”. He also later wrote suggesting that the FCC investigation be expanded to “include each and every radio station that aired any of the particular Stern programs on the dates which are currently under investigation." He conveniently provided the FCC with a list. It is amazing that he has so much time on his hands. Hopefully, he’ll soon have a lot more, but without being a lawyer and able to be a constant nuisance.

 Sexvestigation

When we had live classes at Erotic University, one of them was called “All I know About Sex I Learned From Porn”. In fact, that’s where a lot of people learn about sex, and it is better than nothing. But worse than nothing is learning about sex from softcore porn. Case in point is HBO’s unbearably dreadful attempt at softcore with their new series, Tell Me You Love Me.

The first episode was essentialy a cock tease, pushing the envelop just a tiny bit with a scene where you could see a man’s testicles during sex and with a very realistic appearing handjob to orgasm. Sure, maybe pushing the television envelope a little, but basically pathetic.  The scenes in subsequent episodes have just been pathetic.  

The problem is that these people are some of the worst lovers in on-screen history. The sex is perfunctory, joyless, and done with the skill of freightened 14 year olds. Has anyone making this show ever had actual sex?

And these are for the most part distasteful people. There is Hugo and Jamie, a young couple engaged to be married. She is, essentially, a jealous psycho bitch. The kind that, eventually, will cut off his or someone else’s penis. Of course, the crazy girlfriend should at least have the advantage of giving you crazy sex, which I suppose by this series standards, she does. She actually lets him give her a brief little bit of oral before jumping into the missionary position, and she does get on top, which is where in the shiot from behind you see the unusual view, at least by soft cable porn standards, of Hugo’s balls. . Of course, that’s the first sex scene of the series, and since she’s jealously fighting with him through the next two episodes, they don’t get very far sexually.

Carolyn and Palek are a couple trying hard to conceive, without being able to conceive why they can’t. She basically treats him as a sperm ATM. She has little interest ins exual intimacy- sghe just wants to get pregnant. Foreplay is a few unlubricated strokes of his cock, and then right into a few strokes in the missionary position, the only one they seem to know. Maybe if either of them where more skilled she could actually have an orgasm, which does help. Actually, they have a scene of non-procreative sex in the first episode, where she gives him a rather disinterested handjob. She is unfamiliar with the advantages of either lube or saliva, and like Jamie, she seems to have no concept about putting a penis into your mouth. He comes on his stomache and her hand, and she stares at the sperm on her hand as if thinking “Why the hell isn’t this shit working?”

The third couple, David and Katie, don’t really count. They haven’t had sex in a year, and he seems pretty disinclined to change that. That leaves therapist Dr. May Foster, who has a scene in bed with her husband that starts with her giving him a couple of apparent sucks on his penis before climbing on top of him in a very short and not very exposed scene- although daring for at least acknowledging that older people have sex. And apparently, it takes all those years and acquired wisdom before you learn about blowjobs.

By the second show, we’re down to foreplay challenged missionary scenes and a single missionary scene in the third episode- so all the hype about the sex was just so much hype. There isn’t much, they tend to keep a lot of clothes on, and it is really inept passionless sex. It sucks, which is more than I can say the the three women.

But it might be somewhat redeemed if the advice coming from Jane Alexander’s doctor character was actually worth anything. Instead, she is remarkably passive.  How about encouraging the couple with fertility problems to do a little work on non-procreative sex to foster a little intimacy and take off some of the pressure on him? Maybe explain that little blowjob trick she knows. And she seems to be there to help the woman with the sex free husband to learn to live with it. How about suggesting a vibrator? This woman clearly wants a sex life, but nowhere is it broached, at least not yet, that maybe she has to make a decision on whether she wants to stay married and celibate with this sex free clod. In reality, she’d probably find a lover, but since the creator and writer of this series insists on monogamy for all her characters, we know that’s not going to happen.

A show like this could be educational, and people do have problems in their sex lives and relationships. For it to be effective, though, someone involved would have to have a clue about sex, which no one seems to.

This show was hyped as bold and sexually daring, but the sex scenes have already fizzled down to almost nothing, along with our interest in enduring future episodes with these unpleasant couples.