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September 16th, 2007

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The less than Pius Pius  (Nubay) Ncube  has been allowed to retire from his post as Artchbishop of Zimbabwe. He was one of the governments most vocal critics. Cameras were setup in his bedroom by a private detective allegedly working for the husband of one of the women he was sleeping with, although many believe it was really an operation of the State Secret Police.  From this they obtained videos of him having sex with everyone including an infirm older women, a married parishioner, and an underage girl.  With his retirement, the church apparently made it very clear to him that the job of an archbishop is to cover up priestly sex, not engage it in it himself.

 High ranking catholic church officials have gone through a lot to avoid having to testify about what they know about child sex abuse cases. Typically, the cost for not testifying is several hundred million dollars to the plaintiffs. But Monsignor John Urell used a cheaper and more original method. In an Orange County case where he was resposnsible for child sex abuse reports, he refused to finish testifying about the case about a coach who had sex with an underage girl for two years at a catholic high school. He broke down and cried, citing an unnamed medical condition and now refuses to continue. He has been implicated in covering up priestly abuse of boys in the past, but this case is particularly tough for him. Even after a judge’s order, he still refuses to reveal the medical condition that keeps him from testifying. I’ll hazard a guess. Its vaginaphobia. Boys he could understand, but a case involving a vagina. The thought of it was too much for him to take Urell was sent last week to a Canadian institution that offers psychological treatment to clergy

While Larry Craig was vilified by fellow republicans, Hooker lovin’ David Vitter actually received a round of applause from fellow Republicans when he returned to the capital. Perhaps that was because his sex scandal involved putting his penis in an actual vagina. Still, his scandal has not gone away, thanks to Larry Flynt who paid for the polygraph test administered by one of the top testers in the country for prostitute Wendy Ellis, to verify her claim that Vitter was a regular client with visits two to three times a week. She passed the polygraph with flying colors. Hustler magazine readers will get to see what Vitter apparently paid quite a lot of money for, as Wendy will be featured in an upcoming issue of Hustler. To be fair, Flynt has also invited Vitter to take a polygraph test to verify his insistence that Wendy is lying. Don’t expect that to happen. A politician having to tell the truth is more horrifying to them than the situation of Jim Carey’s character in the movie liar liar.

And still. Larry Craig won’t go away. He filed papers last week to get his guilty plea overturned. If he can, he hints that he’ll stay in Congress. The problem is, he stands a good chance of being convicted on the more serious charge against him, and one of the creepiest. He was going around peeping into occupied stalls, staring long enough for the officer to note his eye color, and doing it more than once. And with his antics he wonders why he can’t find Republicans to stand behind him. In his first non-scandal related comments, Craig praised how well things were going in Iraq. And he wants to stay in Congress. No wonder he has to find anonymous sex partners in bathrooms- Craig never knows when its time to pull out.

IS the U.S. the only country in the developed world where there could be a trial over a second’s flashing of a nipple? Probably. European TV deals with nudity far more casually. But here in the U.S, the Janet Jackson case is actually in court now, with the FCC trying to levy record fines against CBS. FCC lawyer Eric Miller argued Tuesday that Jackson's so called costume malfunction, although fleeting, was graphic and explicit. It’s a breast, and it was partially obscured by a starburst ornament. Throughout the country women are allowed to expose their breasts for breast-feeding. In New York, women are allowed to go topless. But to Miller, a brief flash of breast is explicit. He needs to get out more. Might I suggest renting a porn film to find out what explicit really or. Or he should have been at our Superbowl Swing Party where real explicit activity was taking place. I could care less about the Superbowl- I spend the whole time in other more interesting activities at these parties with others who share my lack of enthusiasm for big guys jumping on top of each other. I find girls to jump on top of instead, which I find much more athletic and stimulating. This was the first SUperbowl where there was something I found even remotely interesting.

Kill them all, let God sort them out. Is that what presidential candidate Fred Thompson is saying about abortion doctors? Thompson said Authorities "can do whatever they want to with abortion doctors, as far as I'm concerned," and followed up, in his practiced folksy way, with "if it comes down to giving criminal sanctions to a 19-year-old girl and her mama, I'm against that." Thompson loves the mama and the sweet little 19 years olds, but casual language like this is red meat to the far right who want a death penalty for abortion doctors. And, actually, Thompson’t not wanting to put 19 years olds in jail was qualified. He’d only not put them in jail if they had an abortion in the first three months. After that, it hard time for the mama and the sweet little 19 year old.

In the 1970’s, Planned Parenthood teamed up with Marvel Comics to create a special edition Spiderman comic, in an adventure called Pull of the Prodigy. In it, Spiderman winds up battling an evil alien. In one panel, the alien says about his gathering of young teenagers: “My mind binding has worked- they won’t learn anything about anything here.” What is his evil plan? To brainwash kids with false sex education information so they’ll know nothing about birth control and get pregnant. All the extra unwanted babies will be whisked away to his planet to be raised for child slave labor. Spiderman overhears the plan and says. “This guys plan is to keep kids from getting facts. They probably don’t even know that getting pregnant at their age is risky for mothers and babies.”  The evil prodigy even tells the kids not to worry, they and their babies will be well taken care of. In the comic, the evil prodigy is defeated. What Stan Lee could not have foreseen is that Republicans and Democrats would work together in 2007 to make another attempt at prodigies evil plot..  The democratic Congress, with hearty Republican approval,  recently increased funding for abstinence only education that makes sure that kids won’t learn anything about anything. And as reported in the Los Angeles Times, the Democrats have decided to shift gears on abortion. Ignoring the fact that for some young women carrying a child to term may be far riskier than having an abortion, the new plan is to ally with Republicans to promote having the children with lots of government help. Democrat Representative Tim Ryan says about pregnancy, "Bring the baby to term, and we'll provide for you." In the comic, the evil villain Prodigy tells teenagers “Believe me, you’ll be safe and have everything you need and want. Your babies won’t be a burden” I am amazed to hear Democrats cribbing from comic books, especially when they are quoting the super villain. The Republicrat plan is called the Reducing Need for Abortions Initiatives, and includes emphasis on helping unwed school age women have babies and still go to school, and funding even more religiously based pregnancy crises centers to talk women into going though with their pregnancy, and making sure they get no information on abortion or contraception. We won’t teach you about birth control, but we’ll spend lots of money helping support you as an unwed mother with an unplanned baby. Apparently, with Spidie busy making blockbuster movies, he had no time to thwart this latest attempt at Prodigies evil plan.

Great Idea. The District of Columbia decided to give away condoms  to help prevent the spread of HIV. The only flaw in their plan was in not realizing that you have to give away condoms that actually work- instead of condoms made in China. They included packaging that broke open and illegible expiration dates. And, of course, the last thing you want to see stamped on your condom packaging is made in China. Groups are returning the condoms to the District by the tens of thousands . With all the concern about toxic metals in Chinses products, this is the last way you want to put a little lead in your pencil.

Entertainment

Country star Sara Evans' husband is filing for divorce from her, and he wants her to state the facts on the record. Just who was she sleeping with? In a court filing he insists that she state under oath whether she was sexually involved with former "Dancing With The Stars" partner Tony Dovolani. Then he asks if she was involved with Kenny Chesney, Richard Marx , or any member of her band. But wait, maybe it was another band- he asks if she slept with all or any of the four members of the band 3 Doors Down. Soon to be former husband Craig Schelske SHELSKI has gotten up early and donned his infidelity fishing gear. And if he doesn’t like any of her answers, I’m sure that he’ll expand his search, insisting she state whether she has ever slept with anyone with a dog, a broken heart, or a pickup truck. 

Sienna Miller plays a free-loving hippie chick in the new movie, Hippie Hippie Shake, with a notable outdoor garden scene where she wears a garland of daisies in her hair and little else. The film is based on the memoirs of Richard Neville, recounting his time as editor of Oz magazine and the resulting 1971 obscenity trial that was the longest in British history. Sienna plays his girlfriend of the time, artist Louise Ferrier. It will be released next year.

This famous former child star finally did their first sex scene, and blew the takes by giggling. Daniel Radcliffe could barely contain himself in this scene for his new film, Decmber Boys. Perhaps he was just giddy with the prospect of touching the breast of co-star- Teresa Palmer, who has lovely breasts indeed. I’d be giggling myself at that age, and probably today as well.

Its not porn- its HBO. But that still did not help the ratings of their new sex series, Tell Me You Love Me, which pulled in an abysmal 900.000 viewers in last week’s premiere. Personally, I thought the ads for it were terrible. Yes, there was a scene that really looked like actual intercourse, and from the rare for cable view from behind where you could see the man’s balls slapping away. And a scene where a woman jerks off her husband looked pretty darn real, including the come shot. Unless they used a fake penis, it was a real hand job. In high def it was pretty convincing. I like the idea of showing an older couple, in this case feature Jane Alexander, having a healthy rigorous sex life. But the couples she treats as their therapist are all too narcicistic for me to care about. I did not like any of these characters, which made me a lot less interested in watching them have sex.

Yes. Brtiney Spear’s performance on the VMA show was under rehearsed to the point of being amateurish. And her choice of costume was extremely poor. But what really annoys me is the critics continually referring to her as fat. The costume she was wearing would be appropriate on a 14 year old, at least in terms of fitting properly. Real women have some body fat- it’s the way they are designed. Women who don’t have any body fat also tend to not have periods- or be particularly healthy. What’s with our child porn culture where women are supposed to have the bodies of children and the tits of Amazons? Real women have curves- not bones. The whole skeletor look is more appropriate to a concentration camp than healthy womanhood. Sure, we have a huge obesity problem in this country, but setting unhealthy and unrealistic standards for weight just makes women feel bad about their perfectly normal, healthy, and curvey bodies. The real freaks are the men locked into their unhealthy adolescent fantasies of child-like bodies.

It was inevitable, and pay per view was the obvious home for this reality show contest, called "America's Next Hot Porn Star" It debuted September 13th  on the US Channel iNDemand. It places 12 adult star wannabees  in a 20 room mansion in the hills above Los Angeles and has them go head to head to win the $10,000 prize- but they me ay be missing the point. We want to see them give each other head, not go head to head. I have little down they’ll try to turn everything into a cat fight, for which there is a definite fetish market, but where’s the love. It claims to give us a real behind the scene look, but the fake staged competitiveness I’m sure they will include has little to do with the real on the set experience, where that kind of tension just ruins the mood. Catch it at a hotel near you.

I like sex in my science fiction. That is one of the reasons I got annoyed at the first season of the SciFi Channel’s series Eureka, where they made the very sexually open character the bad guy. But I am encouraged about the new Dr. Who spinoff called Torchwood. Which, by the way, is an anagram for Dr Who Too.  Doctor Who” is the longest-running science-fiction thriller in the history of television, after more than 700 episodes over 43 years. The spinoff features a detective solving crimes perpetrated by aliens. Aliens who seem to think earth girls are easy. And earth boys. In one episode, an alien inhabits a human body to have sex with as many humans as she can. Still, I do have a complaint. After sex, her sex partners disintegrate. After years of trying to make kids terrified of sex in abstinence classes, now they’re going to be scared of alien sex as well.

At least Madonna could give her husband Guy Ritchie a little privacy. Why did she insist that the whole

world know that she fucks him in the ass. The photo making the rounds tells the story- Richie sheepishly in the background as she struts ahead out of the hotel, the Purple Penetrator strap-on clutched proudly in a clear plastic bag for the paparazzi to snap away at. Publicity stunt or a way to say his ass is mine- it still seems a little uncool.

Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman has been talking about making Las Vegas a lot more entertaining. He wants to convert the decrepit and still seedy after all the investment to improve it Freemont street area into a little Amsterdam. Trust me, that would be a step up in classiness. It would be a killer for the current legal brothels out in the middle of the desert, but the reality is that there are plenty of prostitutes in Vegas. The city just is not benefiting from the taxes that should be paid.

Sword fights, special effects, period costumes- Xcalibur comes to life. Wizards, Knights, and Arthuriain Legends come together for, well, lots of sex. Called X Calibur, This is a big budget by porn standards film from Private in this big budgeter from Private. The swordsmen in part 2 of Pierre Woodman’s hardcore trilogy are more noted for their thrusts in close quarters.

First year adult star rookie Heidi Mayne has been able to attract some attention rather quickly, even beating out adult superstar TERA PATRICK for the title of Booble.com's Miss August 2007. Looking to expand her fan base and her own personal sexual horizons, she’ll star in Hunter Media's  "Bi Accident," in which she has a sex scene with BARRY LONG and CHRIS THOMAS, who, of course, have sex with each other, hence the mandatory bi pun in the title.  

A new strip club is being planned for New York. It is being financed by David Bowie and Sting. Called Forty Deuce, it is planned as a high end night club with strippers. And, with the owners in mind,  the club with have readily available defibrillators.