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June 17th, 2007

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Political News

I know you’re going to think I am lying, or that it is a hoax, but I checked it out and the pentagon has admitted that it is true. In 1992, they were discussing developing a gay bomb. A bomb that would make enemy soldiers on the battlefield gay. Combined with an aphrodisiac that would make them really horny. The concept was never funded, perhaps because they realized it was one of the stupidest ideas in the history of stupid military ideas (remember, this was prior to the Iraq war), or perhaps because they realized that instead of having sex with each other, the enemy might just go after our troops to unleash their unbridled lust. Which would make our troops gay, and we’d have to dishonorably discharge them all. Talk about a weapon that can backfire.

Ohio enacted SB 16, which has been dubbed the Community Defense Act. Among other things, it prohibits erotic dancers from touching customers or other dancers. The penalty is 30 days in jail, even if the touching is accidental. And we’re not talking about any kind of sexual touching here. If a dancer touches another dancer on the breasts, that would be six months in jail. I’m assuming kissing gets you life.

Doing what Ohio can still only wistfully dream of,  Iran’s Parliament voted to enact a bill calling for the death penalty for everyone involved in making a pornographic film, including the producers, directors, cameramen and actors.  Leave it to Iran to turn sex movies into the ultimate snuff film.

The U.S. Trademark office has denied registration to the Web site fuckingmachines.com. Citing a 1905 rule, they claim that naughty titles can not be trademarked. In fact, they claim that nothing immoral can be trademarked, apparently based on early 1900’s standards. Thank heavens another government agency is there to keep us on the moral straight and narrow.

They legalized gay marriage, and then abortion. Now they are considering legalizing prostitution. Mexico City is turning out to be one of the most progressive in the America’s, a haven you can turn to to get away from the repressive anti-sex religiously inspired laws in the U.S. How the hell did that happen?

Presidential candidate Sam Brownback has come out clearly against abortion even in the case of rape, which will be of some comfort to childless rapists. He’s also against gay marriage, which means rapists won’t have to worry about the horrifying possibility of their children being raised by married lesbians.

Mormon Judith Dushku used to be friends with presidential candidate Mitt Romney. A bishop in the Mormon church, Romney was called in to counsel a woman pregnant with her sixth child, and told by doctors that her bloodclots would make carrying the baby to term a life threatening situation. Romeny’s heart warming advice, according to Dushku- he told her not to have an abortion, because why should she get off easy? Actually, with six kids, four of them teenagers, dying might be getting off easy.

Baptist minister and presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is a progressive- but only when compared to fundamentalist Muslims. He thinks the Burka may go too far, but he is solidly opposed to miniskirts, according to an interview in Marie Claire magazine. He’s anti-evolution and wants creationism taught in schools. Forget about abstinence only education, he doesn’t believe children should be taught anything at all about sex or contraception in the schools. He’s against gays in the military and gays getting married. He wants to make getting a divorce more difficult.  He said, ” "I miss the America I grew up in where the Gideons gave Bibles to fifth graders instead of school nurses giving condoms to eighth graders.” Okay, maybe he isn’t that progressive compared to fundamentalist muslims.

Shouldn’t our brave fighting women have access to emergency contraception on base? Shouldn’t they have access to a completely legal FDA approved product, especially one that would help ensure their future readiness? Legislation that would have required that emergency contraception be made available on all military bases was dropped by the Democratic leadership, even when the military supported it. Even when they know there have been many reported rapes of service women by their fellow soldiers, let alone the risk of rape by the enemy. The democratic congress seems to be settling into their new role. Bush is the scarecrow without a brain, Cheney is the tin man without a heart, and apparently the Democrats have decided to play the role of the cowardly lion.

Entertainment

In his films, he has tackled bisexuality, slackers, and Catholicism. Now director Kevin Smith is going to look at porn. The film is titled Zach and Miri Make A Porno. Its about two 30-something slackers hoping to make it big by making amateur porn to impress their former classmates at their upcoming class reunion.

Penthouse has certainly changed from their girls pissing days, now it looks more like Maxim, but a clothed centerfold? They say that their survey shows that readers want more pictures of clothed and partially clothed women. This month’s centerfold is perforated so you can tear it out hang it on the wall, and she is dressed, albeit it provocatively. The other side has the traditional nude, so you can hang her up dressed flip her over when mom comes by to visit.

Los Angeles is the home of the adult industry, and one week from today adult stars will be gathering together to meet their fans. While not as big as the annual adult industry gathering in Vegas, Erotica L.A. does take place in the adult industry’s backyard.

Whacko of the Week

Do you enjoy anal sex? You need to stop. Now. At least, that’s the thinking of James W. Holsinger, Bush’s nominee to be the new Surgeon General. And then, only if you’re gay. Gay sex, he wrote, leads to, quote: "lacerations, perforations and deaths...The anatomic and physiologic facts of alimentation and reproduction simply do not change based on any cultural setting.” If you have no idea what the he’s saying, don’t worry about it. I don’t think he does either.   

Like Senator Ted Stevens theory about the Internet being a series of tubes, Holsinger seems to believe that sex is all about pipes and fittings. If the penis doesn’t fit, you must not admit. For some reason, though, while he recognizes that heterosexuals have anal sex, it just does not seem to be a problem for him.

In his report for the Methodist Church called Pathophysiology of Male homosexuality, he argues that penises were designed to go into vaginas, not backsides. He writes, “"When the complementarity of the sexes is breached, injuries and diseases may occur." That’s a complicated way of saying he just does not like gay people.

In fact, the entire report is a classic of quack science, with arguments unsupported by facts, and citations to sources that, when you actually read them, say just the opposite of what he claims.

It all comes down to the fact that he is extremely homophobic. He believes, unlike most of the rest of the medical profession, that homosexual is an illness and pathological. In fact, he founded a church that focuses on helping gays and lesbians overcome their afflication. As a leader in the Methodist church, he has strongly opposed both ordained gays and lesbians, and has even supported expelling members because of their sexual orientation.

We don’t know what his views on contraception, AIDS, condoms, and sex education, but if they are as unscientific as his views on homosexuality, then he is clearly unqualified for the post of Surgeon General. A pathological hatred of any group of Americans should be enough to disqualify anyone for a high government position that supposedly serves all Americans.