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June 14th , 2009

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Welcome to the show. This week we cover sex and politics in the news, with our hopefully last ever mention of Carrie Prejean. We salute the workers of a topless coffee shop in Maine who continue to work there even after the building itself was rendered topless.  And we look at Homeland Security’s strange obessesion with hookers.

On the entertainment side, we look at Microsoft’s Bing and how you can get a bang out of it, even a gangbang, we have our who is getting naked now segment, and a celebrity sex gossip segment.

It is also Sex Science Sunday, with all the latest in sex science. The sponge is back, and so is the withdrawal method which is gaining interest instead of the assumed penalties. There is better sex at 70, nanomedicines for better sex, friends with benefits, a surprising study on sex and cheating, and some interesting explanations of why the human penis is the shape it is.

And finally, we bring back one of our favorite fictitious regulars- Ian Vigor- the sex product pitchman’s sex product pitchman.

Politics

Donald Trump has finally said “you’re fired” to Carrie Prejean, who is no longer Miss California. She claims she was fired for political reasons. The real reason, though, is that the woman so concerned about what other men did with their assholes was herself a world class asshole. Even after the press conference where Trump decided to let her keep her title, she apparently decided that she wanted the title but not the job. She continued to make unauthorized appearances and continued to refuse to make the appearances she was committed to on behalf of the pageant. She kept running back to Trump to get him to support her each time she refused to cooperate. He finally had had enough. Bit of advice Carrie- when trying to manipulate a wealthy and egocentric man into supporting your self-involved behavior- being attractive is not enough. You need to blow him. Consider it a lesson hard learned.  After insisting she would stand by her commitments, Carrie continued to send pageant officials unbelievably obnoxious emails which became public,  insisting that she was going to do what she wanted to do, that they had no right to control her, and that she would schedule her own events. Even though her contract specifically says that the pageant schedules her appearances and everything has to go through them. Roger Neil, a spokesperson for the Miss California organization, said "She was disrespectful to her bosses, rude, never civil and only out for her own good." She refused to make over 30 appearances she was contractually obligated to do. She demanded that all requests for her appearances be sent to her whether they were appropriate or not, and is now claiming that the pageant director requested that she appear semi-nude in Playboy- even though he was just forwarding her everything as demanded. It’s an obvious lie, like her wind-blown breast exposure, since the pageant specifically does not allow their crown holder to do nude photoshoots. Never has, never will. Her obnoxiousness may have been more than just willfulness. She sees herself as a celebrity now with many opportunities and probably wanted out of her contract anyway. When pageant director Keith Lewis asked her for details about her appearances so they could go into a master calendar, she emailed him “You do not cooperate with me, and you pick and chose the things YOU want me to do. That is not happening anymore. Stop speaking for me. I have MY own voice. What are u gonna do fire me for volunteering for the special olympics hahaha ur crazy No I am doing this appearance. You do not need details. Its for the SPECIAL OLYMPICS!!! You just need to know I will be doing it alright.” Trump was right when he said she treated pageant officials like shit. So they fired her. Goodbye Carrie. Don’t let the crown hit you on the ass on your way out.

The National Marriage Boycott is a student movement urging President Obama to work to repeal the Defense of Marriage Act, which defends marriage from the concept of inclusivity. Speaking of inclusivity, the NMB calls on heterosexual married couples who support the cause to wear equality rings as a show of support. My wife and I don’t even wear our wedding rings. I’m really not into jewelry. Couldn’t we just get a tattoo? When you are still in college, the idea of a marriage boycott is not only easier, it seems like a good idea. It’s a lot easier to boycott something you have no intention of getting involved with right away.

A coffee shop in Maine was burned to the grounds. It was controversial because it was Maine’s only topless coffee shop, where you could get a cup of Joe and an eyeful of Krista. They had both male and female topless servers. The building was not insured, and the arson fire may have been started by someone who objected to the business. It is unclear whether the arsonist knew that the owner and his family slept in an attached building, rescued by firefighters before they too were consumed by the flames. And in what is usually the irony in these sorts of things- the only people that tweaked about sex that they’d burn down a building tend to be fundamentalists- people who pride themselves on their morality. The formerly topless servers are now bundling up, to continue to serve customers from underneath an open tent.

Good to know that Homeland Security is protecting us from Tijuana Brothels. They sent a subpoena to Yahoo demanding information on a Web site. The claim is that the brothel uses underage prostitutes, which may or may not be the real agenda. If true- it is a crime, but I am not sure how that threatens our security. Shouldn’t the police be involved with this instead of Homeland Security? The reason I am skeptical is that I looked at the website in question, and the women look of legal age and it specifically advertises them as being of legal age. If the U.S. based Web site inferred that they are underage, I can see that as problem that U.S officials might want to look at, but it does not. The federal search warrant application, made available on the Smoking Gun web site, stated that “…operators of online sex services (pimps and madams) will blackout eyes and faces to mask the age of their prostitutes to deter law enforcement.” Actually, they do it because some women don’t want their faces on the Internet proclaiming that they are a prostitute. And on the site, the only person whose eyes were blacked out had enormous breasts, was listed as 23, and certainly looked it.  What was interesting was the subpoena application, which showed a significant knowledge of brothel acronyms. I learned that COF means “cum on face”, CBJ means “blowjob with a condom”, and DATY means “dinner at the Y” (cunnilingus). The writer seemed quite proud of his extensive knowledge of arcane brothel acronyms. I did not see the whole application, but it says the request is based on what they found on the Web site. I saw absolutely nothing on the site that even remotely intimated of underage sex. And by the way, prostitution is legal in Tijuana. So what happened, really?. Did a TJ hooker insist on charging a Homeland Security officer even though he couldn’t get it up?

Entertainment

You may have seen the ads for Microsoft’s new search engine called Bing. They are trying to sell the idea that Google search is just too hard- too many choices, too many options. Let Microsoft do the deciding for you with their decision engine. The argument kind of falls flat. Bing is not all that revolutionary. It’s a much better search engine than their previous one, but it would have to do a whole lot more to displace Google. And for revolutionary, I suggest you try Wolfram Alpha- a true computational search engine that is completely different. There is one thing Bing is good for- finding porn videos. Try typing blowjob in the video search. Turn off safesearch when prompted. You’ll now see thumbnails of videos- a reported 4,520,000 of them. That’s more blowjobs than I could watch in a lifetime. Hover your pointer over the video thumbnail and the thumbnail itself will start to play sections of the video- more than enough to get a good idea of what it is about. I don’t know how content providers are going to feel about people previewing their videos without ever having to go to their site, but it is handy. There is a problem, though. Because the videos play directly on Bing, it means that they can bypass filters that block adult sites. SO now Bing is also a great way to look at porn in libraries, or if you have controlling parents. As much as I believe in having freedom to look at porn, there is a time and a place, such as not in a public library where other people can see it, and not when you are 10.

In Who is Getting Naked Now, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover girl Bar Refaeli appears on the cover of the July issue of Esquire- but without her swimsuit. Well, she’s not completely nude. She has writing across her body which is an excerpt from Steven King’s new short story. That’s a story I’d like to get deeper into.

Australian model and Orlando Bloom fiancé Miranda Kerr is naked on the cover of Rolling Stone for their environmental green issue.  She is chained naked to a tree.

And not to be outdone, photos of a nude Britney Spears shot during the taping of her 2007 video “Gimme More” are all over the Internet, two years after the fact. Her breasts are covered only by fake rose tattoos. In the music video we only get very brief intimations that she is topless in a couple of second shots, but in these photos we get to see the actual costume she wasn’t wearing.

Celebrity Stories

Betty White was on Craig Ferguson. She did a bit about delivering his newspaper, and he asked her if the Internet has hurt newspapers because people go there for news. She says she doesn’t understand. He explains what the Internet is, but she responds; “I know what the Internet is- I just didn’t know you could use it to get news- I just use it for porn.” Kris and I have had the opportunity to hang around Betty White a few times, and she is a great raconteur who tells some of the best dirty jokes we have ever heard. You never really get to appreciate how funny and dirty she can be on television, though.

I was very sorry to hear about the death of David Carradine in Bangkok. At this point, it looks like it was from autoerotic asphyxiation- a very dangerous practice. I worked on a live show with David many years ago. As I recall, I was directing the show, and David was quite the prankster. No one could find him- so they came to me. I went looking, and found him hiding under the table in his dressing room- knowing full well that people were looking for him. He came out grinning. During the show, there was a wire stretching across the stage to trigger an effect that he was supposed to avoid. He would pretend to forget about it, walking right up to it only to stop at the last minute. He found several other ways to make it look like he was going to accidentally trigger it prematurely. He was having a ball. He was strange, maybe a little crazy, but full of life. His passing is a loss.

This story comes straight from a friend of ours who knows those involved quite well. A very well known female band had rented a house for a party. Two of the girls from the band and another guy were walking in the neighborhood when they spotted Valerie Bertinelli, who lived nearby. They got to chatting, but one of the girls was a little inebriated. She blurted out to Valerie that they were going back to the house to have sex and invited her to join them for a foursome. She gracefully declined.

Actress Heather Graham is into tantric sex. She told the Daily Mail: “I first got into it when I was filming The Guru in 2002 and I haven't looked back. What most people know about tantric sex is that Sting does it and it lasts eight hours. But he's not having sex continually. You can take a bath, massage your partner, listen to music. The idea is that you let the whole thing build very slowly until finally you merge with your partner. It works for me.” Some men practice tantric sex as having sex without orgasm, which to me is a little like going to a banquet, chewing, but not swallowing. While some people enjoy that floating on air feeling in the afterglow of sex, Heather plans to literally float in air. As a practitioner of transcendental meditation, she is also working on learning to levitate. She says, “I’ll manage it one day.” That just so makes me want to have sex with her. Crazy girl sex really is hot.

Sex Science Sunday

Welcome to another edition of Sex Science Sunday, the second Sunday of each month where we focus on the intersection between sex and science.

The Sponge has been one of the least reliable forms of birth control. Not because it doesn’t work, it works quite well, but because its availability has been unpredictable. Introduced in 1983, the sponge was discontinued in 1994 due to manufacturing problems. This inspired the December 7th 1995 episode of Seinfeld, in which Elaine tries to buy up all the remaining sponges. Her limited supply made her ration sex, insisting that any guy be sponge-worthy. The Sponge was reintroduced in 2005 under new ownership, then spent millions to promote the brand before selling it to another company. The new owner declared bankruptcy in 2007. It’s back again, with a new distributor. The Today Sponge is a spermicide-coated polyurethane barrier placed in the vagina to inhibit sperm, and was at one time the most popular over the counter form of birth control for women.

The old joke goes- “what do you call people who use the withdrawal method of birth control? Parents.”  Recent research shows that the withdrawal method may actually work much better than we thought. An article in the June 2009 issue of Contraception, highlights that withdrawal is only slightly less effective than the male condom at preventing pregnancy. The pregnancy rate is about 2% for condoms and 4% for withdrawal over a year of use. The use of a condom with withdrawal would dramatically increase the effectiveness of both- making the risk of pregnancy miniscule. In fact, if used with any other method of birth control it would reduce risk.  So, all of those porn movies where the guy pulls out and comes on her breasts or in her mouth. Its just a form of birth control.

I have a ways to go before I hit 70, but it is encouraging that recent research has shown that older people are enjoying sex more. The study, from Gothenburg University in Sweden, showed that self-reported levels of sexual satisfaction among 70-year-olds has risen from 58 percent in 1976-77 to 71 percent in 2000-01. Among women, the increase was from 41 percent to 62 percent during the same period.

There have been countless reports on how nanotechnology will change our lives. Now it has finally been used for something really important- better sex. The new experimental drug is in a class of what are called nanomedicines- medicines made up of minute particles that are easily absorbed through the skin. It can be applied directly to the penis and leads to erection within 10 minutes without the side effects of orally ingested medications that affect the whole body. Research on the drug was published in the Journal of the American Urological Association.

Just how big is the friends with benefits phenomena? A recent study published in the journal Archives of Sexual Behavior from Wayne State University and Michigan State University found that 60 percent of college students have been in a "friends with benefits" relationship. Thirty-six percent of participants said they were currently in such a relationship. Finally a sex study asking college students about sexual situations that actually applies to them. Why have friend sex? 59.7 percent said the main advantage was no commitment which was followed 55.6 percent who said they did it to have sex. Yes, the stunning conclusion was that most had commitment free sex so that they could have commitment free sex. Over half engaged in all forms of sex , 22.7 had intercourse only, and 8 percent said they did everything but intercourse, apparently unconcerned that they might blow their friendship. SO college kids are discovering what swingers have long known- a friend in need is a friend indeed. As Kahlil Gibran, wrote in the The Prophet; “Your friend is your needs answered.” Jacques Delille wrote “Fate chooses our relatives, we choose our friends,” and Jeff Booth’s corollary is “It is almost always better to have sex with your friends than to have sex with your relatives.”

Swingers can have sex with their friends without feeling like they are cheating because both partners have an agreement. Without that agreement, though, it is cheating. When it happens, who do you think feels guiltier- men or women? It’s an interesting question and one with an answer that might surprise you. A study, lead by Maryanne Fisher, a professor at St. Mary's University in Halifax, Canada and published recently in the journal Evolutionary Psychology attempted to find an answer. It depends upon the type of cheating. Men fell the guiltiest when they have sexual but less emotionally meaningful encounters. Women tend to feel less guilty over the meaningless sex and guiltier when it is more emotionally involving. The researchers expected it to be just the opposite. The findings, however, seemed to be consistent across the board. They also found that women were more likely to leave their partner for sexual infidelity than men were.

Evolutionary psychologist Gordon Gallup of the State University of New York at Albany has a lot to say about the human penis- or what he might personally refer to as his Gallup pole. He studies why the human penis is so different from our closest relatives. His approach was to reverse engineer it to figure out how it got that way. The human erect penis is about twice the size of a chimpanzees, factoring in comparative body mass, and a gorilla’s can be even smaller. SO why is ours bigger? And why do we have a bulbous head other primates lack? Gallup along with co-author Rebecca Burch wrote in a paper published in the Journal of Evolutionary Psychology in 2004: “A longer penis would not only have been an advantage for leaving semen in a less accessible part of the vagina, but by filling and expanding the vagina it also would aid and abet the displacement of semen left by other males as a means of maximizing the likelihood of paternity.” And experiments conducted by Gallup have shown that the bulbous head of the penis does quite a good job of scooping out foreign semen during thrusting (a surprising 91 percent). And they found that longer penises displaced more semen. In another study, they found that when couples are reunited after being apart, the male tends to engage in more rigorous thrusting. And what might be the purpose of the refractory period right after ejaculation when a man loses his erection and even becomes over-sensitive? It keeps him from continuing to thrust and from inadvertently scooping out his own semen. SO anyone who believes that humans are naturally monogamous doesn’t know dick.

Interview

Jeff: Things are still really tough out there. A girl friend of mine who worked as an administrator at one of the largest phone sex companies was just laid off- in their fifth round of layoffs. Even strip clubs are cutting back with the extras and reducing the cover charge. Times are tough. So I am doing it again. Another infomercial with our good friend Ian Vigor, president of the company Born Every Minute. Nice to see you again, and welcome back to the show. How are you?

Ian: I am fantastic! It’s great to be here.

Jeff: So, what amazing product are you selling now?

Ian: Well, Jeff, I’m not here to sell anything. Nothing at all. In fact, I am here to give your listeners an opportunity to make money. We’re talking tons of money. Huge, great big piles of money.

Jeff: We’re all waiting. Tell us how.

Ian: I am so glad you asked. Born Every Minute is a company that focuses primarily on what are know as nutritional supplements- specifically the highly lucrative field of sex supplements that can increase your sex drive and solve virtually any sexual problem or meet any desire. These amazing wonder drugs are less expensive to produce than regular drugs because they don’t have to be tested like drugs- the FDA regulates them as foods. And as long as we put in teeny tiny letters somewhere that the FDA has not verified our claims, we can claim that they do almost anything we can think up. Talk about a miracle product!

The first time we were together I told everyone about our amazing ManStrong supplement that offered larger penises and stronger erections. It has been a hugely successful product. It costs us virtually nothing to make, almost nothing to develop since we didn’t have to test it, and with our sex supplement industry standard practice of offering a free sample and then automatically billing our customers for more each month while making it difficult to cancel, we make a boatload of money. And by investing in Born Every Minute, your listeners can share in the wealth.

Jeff: SO how much does it cost to become an investor?

Ian: That’s the beautiful part of this whole thing, Jeff. You can own 1% of Born Every Minute, one percent of the entire company, for the low price of just $1,000 billed to your credit card. Then every month, we’ll continue to bill your card, and as long as you stay an active participant, you are a one percent owner of a company in one of the most lucrative businesses there is.

But your listeners need to act fast, for a couple of reasons. One, we only have openings for 5,000 participants. And two, by June of 2010 the FDA will be implementing new rules that require that production of dietary supplements comply with current good manufacturing practices, and be manufactured with controls that result in a consistent product free of contamination, with accurate labeling as to what is actually in them. Ouch! Until then, though, this is one of the best businesses you can get into.

Jeff: Now, this isn’t one of those get rich quick schemes, is it?

Ian: Absolutely not. This is more of a long term investment. We tell people to plan to keep their money in for at least a year. Say July of next year.

Jeff: We know about ManStrong. Last time on the show you told us about your Name a Porn Star opportunity. What else have you got going that will ensure a strong return on their investment?

Ian: We have a new product now just for the ladies. Many women who have gone through, you know, the change of life, or had a baby, have lost their sex drives. And they are desperate to get it back. And we have a product that offers them hope. And isn’t hope, just by itself, a pretty wonderful thing? Its called Wildcat, and it puts the wild back in you. It works just like Avlimil, which you have probably seen on those late night commercials recently, but ours is twice as effective- well, technically even 100 times as effective. Like Avlimil, it also restores natural balances, increases blood flow, eliminates hot flashes and other change of life symptoms, increases sex drive, normalizes estrogen levels, and makes your sex more energetic and exciting, even if your husband has let himself go to seed. And it probably does a whole bunch of other stuff, but like with Alvimil, we can’t really know because it has never been evaluated by the FDA. Or anyone, really. And we pass that savings along to our investors.

Jeff: Your competitors have been having some problems. The makers of ExtenZe paid the Orange County California district attorney's office $300,000 in civil penalties for unfair business practices and false advertising. And perhaps you’ve seen the current Prolatis commercial, the one featuring the bikini clad Carla Harvey, a punk rock singer and actress who often wears much less than a bikini in her work (go ahead and Google her- she is pretty hot). She snarkily tells men that all women will know if a guy’s sexual performance is not up to snuff, because, you know, women talk. Unfortunately for the company, the customers also talked, so the makers of Prolatis are being investigated by their home state of Florida. And the President of the company that makes Avlimil as well as the more famous Enzyte, of Smiling Bob fame, was convicted of fraud and sentenced to 25 years in prison. Is any of this anything to be concerned about? As President of the company, are you concerned?

Ian: Well, first of all Jeff- I am no longer the president of the company- I work in an advisory capacity only and license the products to the company- the real owners are our investors. And no, I am not worried. These companies have been in business for years doing the same things, with countless investigations, and fines, and yet they are still in business. There just aren’t the resources to go around to go after everyone. And the laws are pretty weak. And fines are just a part of doing business.

Jeff: That is reassuring. Its sounds like a can’t lose business opportunity.

Ian: Well, for me, it certainly is.

Jeff: Thanks again for coming on the show, and offering our listeners this incredible opportunity. I’m sure they’ll want to rush right, and rush right out.