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June 3rd, 2007

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Political News

Max Hardcore is like a human shield. His porn is so repugnant, he’s always going to be a first target for obscenity busts. They failed to get him in California, so now they’ve brought in the big guns. The feds have dragged him off to Florida, where he faces life in prison and forfeiting everything to the government- his home, his websites, his videos, and all of his cash plus. For making porn. Sure, some may not feel too sorry for him for pushing the envelope so hard and for just being a creepy fuck, but when he’s gone, the same laws can be applied to any adult videos.  They can drag you off to some shithole backwards county for prosecution for a crime without any specific definition. You can face worse penalties than a Mafioso kingpin, for making something that is not a crime until after a jury decides it is. Don’t for a moment think it is only porn like Max’s they want to stop. They have prosecuted plenty of people with lesser resources for comparatively tame content. A big win with Max will just encourage them.

Right wing pundit Mark Smith said on CNN that he believes that gays should not be allowed to serve because it would be like putting him in a platoon with Hooter’s waitresses. He just would not be able to concentrate. I suspect sitting in the desert waiting to be shot at or blown up might help him focus, but actually, his analogy can be used to argue that women should not serve, something they now do with distinction. Smith, of course, has never been in the military, and it is also pretty clear that he could never even hold down a job at Hooters.

You generally can’t accuse gays of being cunning linguists, but a lot of them seem to have outstanding skills as Arab linguists. Despite a desperate shortage of Arabic linguists, the military has fired 58 of them for being gay, and just fired three more. A December Zogby poll shows that 73 percent of servicemembers who had served in Iraq or Afghanistan were “comfortable with lesbians and gays.”  The ones most uncomfortable seem to be the leadership who are not out in the field and put directly at risk by the lack of linguists. Fortunately, with the new lower recruiting standards, the highly trained linguists can be easily replaced by out of work high school educated felons.

Ted A. Klaudt served in the South Dakota house until last year, and was a big supporter of their notorious abortion ban. He co-sponsored anti-gay marriage legislative. He was a regular drum beater for Christian family values. He tried to prevent teenagers from getting condoms. Now he faces 265 years in prison. He told underage women they could get $2000 for donating their eggs to a fertility clinic. First, though, he needed to give them an exam.  Not being a doctor, apparently he was unaware that feeling up their breast and vaginas was not effective in determining egg donor status. The girls included legislative pages and his own foster children. He’s also charged with witness tampering for telling girls they’d go to prison for testifying against him. South Dakota is the home of crazy anti-sex whacko Leslee Unruh, and an abortion ban that ignores the health of the mother and would force a woman to have the child, even if raped by someone as disgusting as Ted. What the fuck is wrong with South Dakota?

Sex Science

New research shows that female cheetahs well cheat. Nearly half of their litters are made up of cubs with different fathers. What is bizarre, though, is the anthropomorphic spin put on it by Dale Gotteli, the Zoological Society of London’s lead scientist. He points out that this strategy, while providing useful genetic diversity, also increases their exposure to disease and predation. “Infidelity,” he says, “is a heavy burden.” As a scientist, he should be aware that monogamy is rather rare in the animal kingdom, and non-monogamy has been a hugely successful strategy for diversity and species survival. Sounds more like the real cheetah in this man’s life was a human being and he just hasn’t gotten over it.

Recent research has shown that sharks can give birth without having a sexual partner, as evidenced by a recent virgin birth by a hammerhead shark at the Henry Doorly Zoo in Nebraska. Local religious leaders were quick to point out, however, that this does not mean that the second coming will be in the form of a man eating killing machine.

Social conservatives have long tried to link sexual desire to addiction. For the record, there is no such thing as scientifically recognized  sex addiction. No matter how many times you hear it in the media, it is a made up term with no actual definition. Just so you know. But, recent research by Dr. Gordon G. Gallup at the State University of New York in Albany seems to indicate that some women might be addicted not to sex, but to sperm. Previous research has linked exposure to sperm with mood elevation in women.

This new research finds that women who do not use condoms during sex are less depressed and less likely to attempt suicide than are women who have sex with condoms and women who are not sexually active. The study also found that women who did not use condoms were most likely to initiate sex and to seek out new partners as soon as a relationship ended. Next, Dr. Gallup will be studying the effects of semen withdrawal and hopefully, the effects on mood elevation for women who swallow. Upon hearing the news, some conservative groups have called for making semen available only by prescription, and the opening of rehab centers for semen addicts..

Can a drug help couples with communication problems? That’s what a study by the University of New South Wales hopes to find out. They will give couples a nasal spray with the hormone oxytocin, the same naturally occurring hormone that is released during orgasm. Oxytocin decreases aggressive behaviour, and increases social skills, openness, bonding, and sexual pleasure.

Its also an important part of the bonding process.Some social conservatives claim that those who have too many sex partners use up their oxytocin, and are then unable to bond with their future spouses. Although there is no scientific evidence for this claim, it no longer matters. The nasal spray can be marketed as Orgytocin- do all you want- we’ll make more.

For the Bush administration, all of science is an inconveneient truth. Bush is asking Congress for $30 billion in his Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief. 10 billion dollars of that money, though, is earmarked for abstinence only programs that mountains of research show are not only ineffective but endanger people’s lives.

Sexvestigation 

In this edition of Sexvestigations, we look into whether an international conspiracy by America’s enemies is brewing to bring down Dr. Laura Schlessinger, a conspiracy that could tear at the very fabric of our nation.

Radio host and tough love advice giver Dr. Laura Schelssinger has a son named Deryck. He’s now serving in the middle east, at an undisclosed location, because as Dr. Laura, who mentions his service frequently on her show, points out, he could be a target just like Prince Harry.

That may just have been the case. A myspace page reportedly by Deryck contains drawings of  rape, torture, and child molestation. It also includes an entry that says, “"I LOVE MY JOB, it takes everything reckless and deviant and heathenistic and just overall bad about me and hyper focuses these traits into my job of running around this horrid place doing nasty things to people that deserve it ... and some that don't."

Dr.Laura denies that the site belongs to her son. While investigating, the army intimates the same thing. Army spokesman Robert Tallman said "it may be possible that our enemies are actually behind this. “

If true, who would have the technical sophistication to create the many nearly perfect faked pictures of Deryck on the site. For that answer, we need to go back in time. Back to another Dr. Laura enemy, radio host Bill Balance. He mentored her and got her started in radio. He also supposedly had an affair with her. When this came out later and she denied it, it angered him so much that he released many nude pictures of her.

This could only mean one of three things. 1. She was not having affair with Balance and posed for the pictures because she was willing to do whatever it takes to advance her career. 2. She really did have an affair. Or 3. That the photos, which look exactly like her, are ingenuous fakes, something Dr. Laura initially claimed.

Let’s assume 3 is correct. Clearly, Balance knows his way around photoshop. Is he now working for al queda? Clearly, al queda wants to destroy Dr.laura through her son. Why does al queda hate Dr. Laura. She is a converted orthodox jew who later denounced her faith because it didn’t make her feel good enough. Maybe that’s not it. She steadfastly holds to traditional values, railing against pornography, sex before marriage, and infidelity. No, they’d probably agree with all that. She calls homosexuals a biological mistake and is against gay marriage and adoption. Okay, maybe they just hate her because they hate America.

Sure, Dr. Laura’s use of her son on her show to further her career and her smothering relationship with him could have made him grow up a little twisted., Her well known narcissism and cruel streak could have had give her son issues. But that’s pre 9 11 thinking. Might it also be possible, as suggested by Dr. laura and the Army, that the myspace page, with personal pictures and links to his friends and fellow soldiers, is just another sophisticated attack on America by the enemy? Whoever they are.

Whacko of the Week

With the announcement of the new birth control pill Liebrel, South Dakota’s Leslee Unruh went on CNN to denounce it as a form of human pesticide, and closed the segment with a bizarre chant of “I want more babies. More babies. We love babies.” In the same segment, she calls birth control a war on women and children, and a diabolical plot by big pharma (a catch phrase she uses repeatedly). She claims that Planned Parenthood and NARAL have been out there trying to control women for many years, somehow believing that control is equivalent to freeing women from having unwanted pregnancies.

She’s way way out on the fringe, and yet, her salary is paid by you, the taxpayer. She’s president of the National Abstinence Clearinghouse, which receives funding from the federal government. The NAC is a leading supplier of sexual misinformation, spewing out lies and distortions about oxytocin, birth control dangers, and anything else that might terrify you about sex. It is anti-science, anti-choice, anti-contraception, and basically anti-sex- unless you get babies, more babies.

She’s a busy girl. She has no legislative experience, yet she wrote the first draft of South Dakota’s notorious abortion ban, the most restrictive ban on abortion in the nation.  Her comment about it: “I’m giving women freedom”

She organizes the creepy purity balls, where daddies go to dance with their daughters and they make disturbing anti-sex pledges to each other. Girls as young as 4 pledge their sex lives to the control of their daddies, promising him purity (or in South Dakota at least, first dibs).

She claims that abortions make women crazy, and since she had one, she may have a point in her case. But I suspect she comes by crazy naturally.

Her Alpha Center plead no contest to persuading teenagers to illegally sell their babies, she’s violated federal law by illegally lobbying, and she’s just bat shit crazy. A reckless disregard for the law, science and basic facts. Hard to understand why the Bush administration keeps throwing money at her. Oh, wait…