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April 27th , 2008

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Oklahoma is not OK. The legislature passed an omnibus bill targeted at women, and overrode the governor’s veto. It requires a doctor providing an abortion to do a medically unnecessary and invasive ultrasound on the woman right before the abortion, and explain to her all of the current features of the fetus. This adds an additional cost to the woman of up to $250 for a completely unneeded and unwanted procedure. The penalties against doctors who do not comply are extremely high- with fines 100 times greater than the highest penalty under Oklahoma law for a DUI or reckless homicide. And while forcing doctors to do unneeded procedures, it protects health care workers from having to do necessary procedures. Under the new law, they can refuse to do such things as a pap smear on a single woman, or provide emergency contraception to a rape victim. Oklahoma- dedicated to protecting women from being protected.

Was Dick Cheney hanging out with nude women while supposedly on a fishing trip? An official White House photograph seems to suggest just that, with the apparent reflection of naked women in the sunglasses on his smiling face. Forensic analysis showed that it is just an illusion of distorted optics – he is just fishing. The smile is actually from his pleasure from killing things, which is much more in keeping with what we expect from the dark lord. I wonder if his fishing trip was like his hunting trips, with them throwing farm raised fish in the water already connected to his hook.

We have been reporting on the few bright spots for the Republicans in the upcoming elections, and how many of them have suddenly gone dark. Such is the case with Colorado Republican Senate candidate Bob Schaffer. The Senate just voted overwhelmingly to reform the immigration laws of the Northern Marianas Islands, lax laws used to exploit guest workers from other countries under what is essentially slave labor. Some of the human rights abuses the islands are notorious for under this program include forced abortion, rape, forced adult and child prostitution, sex beatings, and female workers kept in shacks with no plumbing surrounded by barbed wire.  Because goods made under these conditions could legally be stamped made in America, the abusive conditions were hugely profitable, which is why Marianas officials paid lobbyist Jack Abramoff huge sums of money to convince people in Congress like the disgraced Tom Delay not to change the law.  The timing of the Senate vote was bad news for Schaffer, who just days earlier stated that the Marianas Island laws were a model for guest immigration laws in the United States. Not only was Schaffer defending the indefensible, turns out he was also one of the recipients of Abramoff’s largesse. He went on a so-called fact-finding mission to the Marianas paid for by Abramoff a year after the Labor Department confirmed the case of a 15 year old sex slave. When Congress changed the law, Colorado papers suddenly remembered Schaffer’s earlier comment and realized how horrendous it was, something they ignored when they first reported the story. And now Shaffer has lost the support of local right to life groups, who haven’t said much about the slave labor issue but were very incensed by the forced abortions.

Is Cindy McCain a whore and a cunt? I not only don’t think that she is, but I find that kind of language sexist and inappropriate. And yet, that is how the person who knows her best refers to her. I’m talking about presidential candidate John McCain. In full view of aides and campaign reporters in 1992, Cindy playfully twirled his hair and said “You’re getting a little thin up there.” He angrily replied "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt." The incident is reported in the new book, The Real MCCain, where it makes the case that reporters tend not to cover McCain’s outbursts, losses of temper, calling colleagues shitheads, assholes, and fucking jerks in public, and even getting into fist fights with other Senators. John McCain- a sexist misogynist dinosaur with anger management problems. If elected, is there a way to force him to have a time out before he presses the button?

John McCain, with the worst attendance record for votes of anyone in Congress, once again did not make it to a vote, this one for the Ledbetter Fair Pay Act. He did make it clear that he opposed it though, consistent with his zero rating on women’s issues. He said he opposed it because it “opens us up for lawsuits, for all kinds of problems and difficulties.” And he is exactly right- that’s what it is supposed to do. It removes the Supreme Court interpretation that claimed that women have just 180 days from their first pay check to file a discrimination pay lawsuit when they discover that men are getting paid more for the same work they are doing. Except that most women don’t discover this discrimination that quickly. In Lilly Ledbetters case, it was year’s later when she retired that she learned that the lowest paid man with less seniority doing her same job at the Goodyear plant was still making $600 more a month than she was with 20 years of experience. So yes, John McCain, it is about allowing these women to sue and collect the money they rightly should have been paid. His solution is that women just need better education and training. And I’m sure managers would look at these better educated and trained women and say, by golly, forget about our usual pay discrimination, you are so well educated,  I’m going to actually pay you the same amount of money I’d pay a man. His wife Cindy has always gotten the same pay a man would, but she did it the old fashioned way, as an heiress worth an estimated $100 million dollars who has never spent a single second worrying about how she would feed her children, or whether she might lose her home. McCain told Youngstown Ohio voters that the solution for working single mothers below the poverty line was larger tax deductions. He wasn’t kidding when he said he did not understand economics.

Who could possibly be for breast cancer? How about Senator Tom Coburn, John McCain’s advisor on sexual issues. For some unfathomable reason, he put a hold on a bill in the Senate for breast cancer research.  Coburn generally opposes women’s rights and health care bills, but you’d think he’d want women to keep their breast. After all, he made the puzzling claim that silicone breast implants make you healthier. I’m assuming he often points out what a healthy rack some women have. Maybe he wants them to lose their breast so that they can have those healthy implants put in. The one’s who don’t die, anyway.

We talked not that long ago about a ludicrous study that claimed that divorce was bad for the environment. Conservatives jumped on it, one of the few environmental reports they seemed to pay attention to. We also pointed out how much greener group marriage and living together was, but not a single conservative seemed to pick up on those advantages. Now Jack Cashill on WorldNetDaily revisits that idiocy by claiming that not only is divorce bad for the environment, so is feminism. As we have said before, WorldNetDaily is essentially the weekly world news with a hard right conservative slant. I think it is supposed to be taken seriously, but I sometimes wonder if their real goal is to get their readers to react the same way the audience does to the Springtime for Hitler number in the Producers. Cashill opposed the Ledbedder bill because he opposes equal pay for equal work, based on this logic: “Equal Pay for Equal work also means equal commutes.” That, of course, assumes that they work at the same place and both drive in separate cars. Okay, he clearly failed both math and logic courses in college. He believes that stay at home moms keep the highway system from meltdown, and while they are at it, they should be home schooling their kids. That’s because working moms have their nanny drive the kids to school. At least, this is the perspective of life he gets at the country club. But I suspect he’ll continue to have his gardeners commute to do his lawn, and have the pool guy come by, and instead of just getting by with masturbation, either he or the hookers will have to commute. It’s great that conservatives have discovered the value of being green- unfortunately; it only seems to appeal to them when it inconveniences others or as a tool to keep women in their place.

Entertainment

Admittedly, I don’t know anything about Formula 1 Racing or that they even had a president. But apparently they do. And this president, Max Mosley, enjoys orgies. No big deal. I do myself on occasion. And as open minded as I am, I have to say that I understand the scandal caused by the revelations about his orgies, the latest of which was captured on a five hour long video. And it has nothing to do with the sex part. What bothers me is the Nazi part. They hired hookers to dress up as Nazi guards and concentration camp prisoners. Lost of whipping and S&M were involved in the role playing. Then the guys had sex with the guards and the prisoners. I know, that on its face is just really creepy, but the part that sends it way way over the top is the fact that  Mosely’s father was British fasict leader Oswald Mosley, pal of Adolf Hitler. And Max Mosley in the video is barking orders in German, and they have the guards speak German. Reliving his father’s Nazi fantasies is way beyond creepy.

Watching porn can be hazardous to your health. At least, it potentially was to an Albuquerque man. He and his girlfriend, 20 year old Amanda Moya, were watching a porn film together. During the movie, she grabbed a knife and started stabbing him in the face. He had to run down the street wearing only his shorts to escape her. What inspired this enactment more suitable to watching a horror movie. She thought he looked like one of the actors in the film. He wasn’t. And I don’t think this relationship can be saved.  I guess the lesson is that porn and completely insane girlfriends don’t mix.

Dallas Cowboys Footballer Terrell Owens had his lawyers send cease and desist letters to to the porn site BangBrothers.com and sleaze site TheDirty.com, for posting an image and inferring that he was part of a porn film. The claim is that he accidentally walked into a porn shoot and got his picture taken. That is entirely possible. But from the look on his face, he clearly seems to know what is going on.

If I ever give up the sex biz, I might consider applying for a job as a window dresser in New Zealand. They have a lot more creative freedom there. Auckland model Colleen Davis posed completely nude in a store window in Hamilton. Okay, technically, I wouldn’t be a window dresser.

And in Who is getting naked now, it’s the guys, going full frontal in mainstream movies.

First up is Jason Segal, who goes full frontal in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and in the worst way, at least for his character. He has disrobed thinking it is a booty call only to be dumped by the title character, dejected and forgetting about his nakedness while Kristen Bell breaks up with him. The film is produced by Judd Apatow, who has said that he will show more penises in his movies as he did in Superbad and The Dewey Cox Story, and has strongly delivered.

Right behind him are the guys in Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanomo, in which they attend a bottomless party in Miami, where everyone wears tops but no pants. Sort of like the pantsless Fridays we have here at the office.  Plus Kumar gets Ava Santana and another girl to go topless and make out, and a hot tub scene, so there is plenty of nudity for everyone. And we get one of the better actress/character combinations, with Echo Valley playing Tits Hemingway.

Also getting naked are Vanessa Willams, Law and Order star Angie Harmon, Dirty Sexy Money’s Zoe Mcleellan, Night Stalker’s Gabrielle Union, and Ugly Betty’s Ana Oritz. They all get naked in the May issue of Allure magazine, part of an annual feature designed to encourage women to be more comfortable with their bodies. Which is a good thing- both the tasteful nudity and promoting more positive body images.

And more nudity in mainstream films now out on DVD, watch for Mischa Barton in Closing the Ring. Directed by Richard Attenborough, it’s the story of  a recently widowed woman played by Shirley McCaline who recalls her youth and relationships with three men and her current relationship with daughter Neve Campbell.

Neve Campbell does not appear nude in Closing the Ring, but she does in I really Hate My Job. She works as a waitress, and has a meltdown where she takes off all of her clothes and gives a speech to the customers. I think that would merit a hell of a tip, but I suspect it also violates several food service health codes. The film is about the lives of five women working in a Soho restaurant and looking to what they really want to do in life. Like not work in a restaurant in Soho.

National Lampoons Totally Baked: A Potumentary is a mockumentary about a father who is forced to speak honestly with his daughter about pot. It also  involves militant medical marijuana activists, and an attempt to legalize marijuana by convincing conservatives that it can prevent homosexuality. Oh, and there is also something in it about two girls floating naked in a pool. Not really into pot myself, but love the floating naked in a pool stuff.

Director Richard Friedman’s Born is the classic demon baby in the belly tale, with the literally virginal Mary Elizabeth (played by Allison Brie) turned into a killer by her unborn conceived without conception crazy devil son. So kids, the lesson here is to never get pregnant without having sex first.

Cages is about how far some people will go to hang on to a passionate love affair even after it has run its course. When Eve, played by Anne Coesens, learns that her husband wants to leave her, she resolves the situation by tying him to the bed. And while we know that being tied to the bed can be great for fun and games, we learn from this movie that it is not necessarily great for a long term relationship when you never untie the other person.

Kinky Killers is a grindhouse style thriller starring Charles Durning and Beverly Lynn as an attorney and a psychiatrist whose clients and patients are being ritualistically murdered. And we all know what mindless slaughter in a movie means- an excuse for lots of sex and nudity.

And now, onto films where people don’t have to die just so we can see them naked and having sex. The world of porn.

It did not take long for a porn parody of the Elliot Spitzer saga. Gov Love is out from Hustler. It takes you behind the scenes of gubernatorial power, with Mike Horner playing the governor, otherwise known as Client 69 of the Pimperor’s Club.

Teravison brings us Sasha’s Grey’s Anatomy, with rising star Sasha Greay, and her anatomy. The Jimmy D. directed pic explores the halls of a horny hospital, which make sit not all that different from the series.  With Courtney James, Mia Smiles and Faye Regan, though, I suspect they’ll be wearing even more revealing outfits than those gowns that open in the back.

Did you know that strip club chain Spearmint Rhino is also in the porn business. They bought  Ninn Worx, and they have also started producing their own line under Spearmint Rhino Films. Their latest and just their second release is Sweat, directed by former Vivid girl Dyanna Lauren. It features seven scenes with performers such as Alektra Blue, Celeste Starr, Dianna Doll, Lindsey Meadows, Devon Lee and Hailey James. And guys Erik Everhard, Jack Lawrence, Marcus London, Mick Blue and Tyler Knight.   For Spearmint Rhino, it’s a move from Dance Poles to more masculine poles.

Finally, Adam and Eve celebrate the large Latina population in the U.S. with Latin Seduction. Directed by Andre Madness, it features hot lovely ladies talking dirty in Spanish. It features Paolo Rey, Alexis Love, Cassandra Cruz, Sativa Rose, and Tristan. And if, like me, you live in L.A., this is more a girl next door type of picture.