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Show Transcripts March 23rd, 2008 You can contact us at: (818) 613-9248 |
News Amsterdam has problems so different from ours in the U.S. I can not ever conceive of the latest ever happening here. Dog owners are outraged by a new law effecting one of the city’s most famous parks. The law does not force them to keep their dogs on a leash, they are already supposed to do that but largely ignore the law. No, this new law encourages officials to more strongly enforce the leash law. Why? Because nobody wants a dog sniffing their ass while they are having sex. Okay, most people don’t want that. The new law legalizes public sex in the park. Dog owners are upset about legal public sex in a park because they can’t let their dogs run free because the humans get to run free. Amsterdam is not a crazy free for all though. They have rules. As Alderman Paul Van Grieken noted, “They must take their garbage with them afterwards and never have intercourse near the playground.” Want your kids to learn about sex? They won’t learn much in our schools here, so maybe you should send them to France. To a museum. The Science and Industry Museum in Paris has a special exhibition on sex targeted at kids. It includes a Love-o-meter, a pubermatic to show the changes during puberty, and kids can use a pump to inflate a rubber penis. For teenagers, they can get answers to questions such as is it normal for one breast to be larger than the other or information on masturbation. It uses cartoon characters and humor along with scientifically accurate information.. A similar but with a different focus exhibit will be opening in the U.S. There children can interact with exhibits such as the sin-o-matic, they can throw self-abuse darts at the pixilated groin of the loveable cartoon character B. Fouled, which makes him go blind, and they can learn how sex became a sin in the garden of Eden 6,000 years ago by playing the bite the apple game. Usually we save the sex research for Sex Science Sunday on the second Sunday of the month. However, this has interesting political implications. The first national study of four common sexually transmitted diseases among girls and young women has found that one in four are infected with at least one of the diseases. This covers girls ages 14 to 19. The same girls who typically get atrocious sex education which teaches them little other than don’t do it. So, either they got these diseases without having sex because STDs are somehow magically infectious, or, young women ARE doing it, and Abstinence Only Education that does not teach young women how to protect themselves against STDs is a profound and dangerous failure. Hey but its just girls getting these diseases, so what’s the big deal? Social conservatives are not known to be deep thinkers, but maybe someone should explain that this automatically affects boys as well, and maybe they’ll express a little concern. Here is a law that we should not need, but we do. And Wisconsin passed it. The law requires that emergency rooms to provide emergency contraception t rape victims. Because legislators believe that a rape victim shouldn’t be fucked twice against her will- first by the rapist, and then by the hospital perfectly happy to pile misery onto misery with the possibility of her also getting pregnant against her will. Even more amazing is that it took a long time and a lot of effort to get this bill passed, which was first presented in 2001. Most Republicans opposed the bill. Although emergency contraception is contraception, not abortion, Pro-Life Wisconsin sees it differently. According to their lobbyist Matt Sande, "We are not lying down. The law is unconstitutional. It ought to be challenged and we're working on it." And chances are, Matt will never he forced to lay down and be raped, and if he is, he never ever has to worry about getting pregnant because of it. Sure, the whole dating your daddy angle of the purity balls is really creepy, but now they have dating your mother events for boys. They call them Integrity Balls, although I have yet to meet a male whose balls, or his penis, had much integrity. They sort of want what they want, which is why they are attached to brains intending to do the thinking for them, although it doesn’t always work out that way. The focus, though, is not on the boys being pure, but on making sure that the girls they date are. Here is one of the questions they ask the boys: “If you knew somebody was with your future wife, touching her in ways you wouldn’t like, pressuring her, how would that make you feel?” I guess that would depend on whether you got to watch or not. Ultimately, the event is not about boys, but about controlling girls and keeping them pure, either for you or whoever winds up stealing them from you, humiliating you, and marrying them themselves. Boys don’t have to be pure. And the idea that they actually had a mother-son slow dance to Unchained Melody creeps me out, but you know, you can’t really sully your own mother, since she’s already been around the block. Ann, a blogger at Feministing, referred to it as the Oedipal Ball. To an outsider, the Catholic Church 2 billion dollar pedophile scandal seems just crazy. Earlier this month, the Vatican newspaper published a new list of don’ts. This new list includes pollution, mind damaging drugs, genetic experiments, and the accumulation of excess wealth. The Church has done really well with the accumulation of excess wealth, but now that that is on the don’t list, the pedophile scandal makes a lot of sense. It has proven a great tool for unburdening the church of some of its excess wealth. I just wish that they could have found a way to do it without fucking children. Our never say die sex positive award goes to Alabama State Representative John W. Rogers Jr. In 2003, he first introduced a bill to overturn Alabama’s antiquated and probably unconstitutional sex toy ban. He was given another award by his fellow legislators- the “Shroud Award” honoring the deadest and most hopeless legislation of the year. They actually put a copy of his bill in a coffin and walked it up the aisle. Rogers has continued submitting the same bill over the years, and this year it is House Bill 12. After the recent circuit court ruling knocking down Texas’ sex toy ban, it will be interesting to see if legislators will continue to be fearful of having anything sex positive on their voting records, and will want to continue to spend hundreds of thousands of tax dollars on enforcement of something that may be unconstitutional. It’s Alabama, so I’m guessing the bill will go back in the coffin, only to again arise from the dead but with no chance of ever being alive Sex and politics. Like death and taxes, they seem to be inevitable. Now apparently politicians need to reveal more information about their sexual history than you would to a prospective spouse. David A. Patterson replaced Elliott Spitzer as governor after his fall from grace over a prostitution scandal. Patterson and his wife both revealed that they had had extramarital affairs, none of which apparently violated the law. One of the women’s names was publicly revealed, Lila Kirton, director of community affairs and apparently participant in private affairs, who now works directly for the new governor. Now it has been revealed that Patterson may have spent a total of $100 on a Quality Hotel for one of his rendezvous that was billed, perhaps inadvertently, to his campaign committee as “constituent services.” I would guess that she was probably a constituent, and that he also offered her specific services. He also claimed that he reimbursed the campaign for the cost. No one is ever prosecuted for something this infinitesimally minor, but it is apparently just as big a scandal to the media as say, lying the country into war or subverting the Justice Department and using it as a political tool.. And it’s a lot easier to cover, without complicated explanations or big words. Maybe we just need a webcam in all politician’s bedrooms so that we can monitor their sexual activity, so that the press will constantly have something to report rather than dealing with the tougher policy issues. What was the big story in the media when Hillary Clinton’s White House schedule was released? What did they tell us about her experience? What did the television networks lead with? The lead was that Hillary was in the White House while Bill was getting blown by Monica Lewinsky. And when Laura Bush’s schedule is released, will the media report the times she was in the White House while the current president was fucking the country? I sort of doubt it. At what point was the fifth estate replaced by a rickety shack on the White House lawn?
Entertainment
Can you not be moral enough to visit the United States. Yes. British author Sebastian Horsley was denied entry to the U.S. based on moral turpitude. I’d look that up if my DSL connection was working. Horsley has claimed to have slept with more than 1,000 prostitutes, and worked as a male escort. He was questioned for several hours then sent on a plane back to London. He remarked “"God bless America, land of the free, but sadly not the home of the depraved." He will now be unable to attend the U.S. launch party for his book, “Dandy in the Underworld” and at least for now, authorities have no way of banning his book for moral turpitude. But I am sure they are working on it. I’ve never heard of Vavoom TV, but apparently, if you want to get in better shape, they are worth checking out. They have a workout show starring Adult film star and model Devon Michaels, who has added two sexy sidekicks to make working out a lot more interesting to watch. Its called Get Pumped With Devon, and joins other Vavoom TV shows including the Nude Chef, The Adult Star Dating Game, and the Hottie Handicapper. I have a feeling this stuff isn’t showing up on Lifetime. In Who is Getting Naked Now, apparently it is Lindsey Lohan. Or apparently not. The story goes that her boyfriend Calum Best used his cellphone to shoot her giving him head, and then passed the video around to friends where a still wound up on the Internet. But, it has also been reported that bloggers have discovered the source of the still, from a porn film. My guess is that the best images of Lindsey Lohan are still to be found in her Marilyn Monroe recreation in the February New York Magazine. And they are racier than Monroe’s original spread in Playboy. But the interesting sidebar to this story is that while the picture is most likely faked, what has been reported is that Lindsay freaked out when she saw it because she could not remember it being taken, which makes a lot of sense since if it was not of her, and also a lot of sense since it is entirely believable that pictures of her having sex could be taken that she did not remember. And another who is getting naked now not star is Sex in the City star Kristen Davis, who plays the prudish Charlotte York. Personally, I’d love to see a sex tape of her being so out of character. Alas, it seems that this is a fake as well. It appears they were only rumors of a sex tape, and her representatives completely deny the story. And I just don’t think Charlotte would lie about it. There is someone actually getting naked, or they got naked. The Hills reality show star Audrina Page. Actually, she got naked several years ago, but the pictures have recently been making the rounds on the Net. She defends herself, claiming that she was just a naïve young girl desperate to carve out a career as model. She says, "I took these photos years ago when I was just out of high school and beginning to model. I was young and very trusting of others and I didn't know to protect myself. It is a lesson learned, for myself, and hopefully for the young girls who look up to me." I am hoping that the lesson she learned is to get paid before you sign the model release. It is unclear from the story if she was just posing topless for fun and the photos got out, which really would be dumb and naïve, or if she was paid a modeling fee and signed a release. If she was paid, she was clearly not taken advantage of. And why she should feel she has to defend some topless photos taken years ago is beyond me. Look at European mags and you can find topless photos of the most famous models. They don’t have the same insanity about nudity that we have here in the States. In the world of porn, where nobody has to defend getting naked, following up on their huge success with The Babysitters, Digital Playground has just released Cheerleaders. It stars Jesse Jane, Stoya, Shay Jordan and Adrianna Lynn (who has since left the company) with additional performances by Memphis Monroe, Shawna Lenee, Alexis Texas, Camryn Kiss, Brianna Love, Lexxi Tyler and Priya Rai. It boasts a nine girl orgy, which beats the pants off, quite literally, the original 70’s softcore The Cheerleaders film which was my first exposure to adult entertainment. Its out in a two disc set and on Blu_ray. Adam and Eve Pictures Independent Adult Cinema division just released Young Hollywood. Starring Kimberly Kane, Ashley Blue, Lindsey Meadows, Adrianna Nicole, Mandy Morbid and Lystra in "a look at the sexual adventures of celebrity porn stars, hipster models and video vixens living in Hollywood." Finally, a movie about the people we hang out with. SO, whatever happened to legendary golden age adult stars Ginger Lynn, Amber Lynn, Keisha, Kylie Ireland and Lisa Ann? They are back, all in one film, in Tom Byron’s Seasoned Players 4: MILF Superstars. The MILF genre (which stands for moms I’d like to fuck for those of you living in a cave) is one of the fast growing categories in adult. And what has changed with the years? Referring to golden age legend himself Tom Byron, Kylie Ireland noted “We are both much nastier now.” Speaking of the golden age of porn, some 176 Cal Vista titles from the 70’s and early 80’s are coming out on DVD for the first time, thanks to classic porn distributor VCX. This collection includes classics such as Nothing to Hide, Eruption, and Annette Haven in The Hot One.
Poltico Prostitution Corp The investigation into Bill Clinton’s affair with Monica Lewinsky cost the taxpayers millions. How much could we have saved if there had been official White House hookers? Hookers that were required by law to be both skilled and discreet? And if the current president had access to such services, and was getting blown regularly, would he still feel the need to blow the shit out of other countries? Official White House hookers might have saved the country 3 trillion dollars. And why not official government sponsored hookers for all politicians? We provide them all with excellent health care, why not also throw in a service that would keep them calmer, eliminate sex scandals, and force the press to write stories about actual politics and the real issues that effect people’s lives? That is why I am officially proposing the PPC, the Politco Prostitution Corp. It could be set up like the military, with all volunteers. There would be a rigorous boot camp. Think of it as an army of fun. They would be required to preserve confidentiality just like the Secret Service, with the exception that unlike the Secret Service, they couldn’t be hauled into court to testify about sex in the White House. It would also take some financial pressure off politicians already stretched to the breaking point raising funds for their reelection. Spitzer reportedly spent some $90,000 on prostitutes. Providing hookers free of charge would eliminate the need for them to come up with sums of cash like that by, perhaps, accepting bribes from lobbyists. Would disgraced Rep. Randall "Duke" Cunningham have been so easily corrupted if his hookers had been provided by the people instead of a military contractor? And would John McCain have needed to be so cozy with that lobbyist if he had his own government funded hookers? And David Vitter might not have to propose so much crazy right anti-sex legislation if he didn’t need to get the stink of the DC Madam off of him. Discreet government provided hookers would solve all of these problems. State Rep Bob Allen and Senator Larry Craig could have avoided the humiliation and their stalled careers by using a male state supplied hooker. I’m thinking that maybe Jeff Gannon, the former gay escort cum White House fake reporter and Republican operative could be talked into doing this service for his nation. And since the politicians get some of the best health care in the country, we should also provide them with some of the best hookers. If we can train the best fighting and killing force on the world, I think we can train people to do essentially the opposite. And give the politicians all five diamond or better. It can even be an incentive. Pass a balanced budget and you move up to a six diamond. Sure, the moralists will be outraged. And politicians almost always come out against prostitution, even going so far as to insist, as many of them are doing in the Senate on an anti-prostitution pledge for funding to organizations fighting AIDS, denying help to those who need it the most. They seem to be thinking that if you have to turn to prostitution to stay alive in your impoverished country and to feed your children, you should not get access to information and services that might keep you from getting and spreading AIDS. Keeping women alive does not seem to be their primary objective. This might be heartless and nonsensical, but there could also be an opportunity here. Instead of denying money in a pointless endeavor to keep women out of prostitution, why not use the money and issue H1-B visas and bring them over here? We’d get low cost workers and happier politicians. |
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