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January 27th, 2008

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Political News

Wow, America’s creepiest Senator not only won’t go away, but now he has dropped the whole “I’m not gay” pretence in his own defense. Larry Craig is still fighting charges from that bathroom stall incident, but now he is going in a completely different direction- one sure to enrage social conservatives. And the ACLU has also come to his defense. The ACLU claim is that people who have sex in a closed restroom stall should have an expectation of privacy. I guess I could buy that if they were very very quiet, but it is still sex in a toilet. According to the ACLU, even if Larry Craig was inviting the undercover officer to have sex, his actions were not illegal. The ACLU brief stated “"The government cannot prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Senator Craig was inviting the undercover officer to engage in anything other than sexual intimacy that would not have called attention to itself in a closed stall in the public restroom.” Unless, of course, people saw four legs in the stall and heard Craig grunting like a pig. When Craig originally pled guilty, he claims he never bothered to consult an attorney. Now he has a legal team, and their brief stated the senator’s actions were not criminal because Minnesota’s disorderly conduct law requires that conduct alarm or anger “others,” plural, while Craig’s actions only affected a single individual — the officer who made the arrest. His argument goes that he needed to hit on more than one person for it to become illegal. As long as Craig isn’t into bathroom threesomes, he should not have been arrested. Idaho residents now feel about Craig like most of us feel about Bush- they just want him gone.

The sleazeball that is Mike Huckabee continues in his quest to become president  by saying profoundly stupid things- something he has seen seemed to work to get the previous president elected. I’m kind of hoping we’ve all learned better. Huckabee’s latest- “Well, I don’t think that’s a radical view to say we’re going to affirm marriage. I think the radical view is to say that we’re going to change the definition of marriage so that it can mean two men, two women, a man and three women, a man and a child, a man and animal.” The three women mention is a not so subtle dig at Mormonism and Romney. Usually they just include children and animals. As if anyone in the United States is proposing that we allow men to marry children and/or animals. I’d like you to meet my 5 year old wife Missy and my gay husband, Rover. Even NAMBLA members and priests just want to fuck children, not marry them. And why exclude women? Does he believe it should be okay to allow women to marry children and animals? Suspiciously, he doesn’t even mention it.  

Fred Thompson is out of the race. Which is sad, because he was working his way towards Whacko of the week status. Just before he dropped out, he came out opposing fighting global AIDS. He said there were higher priorities. And he also said “Christ didn’t tell us to go to the government and pass a bill to get some of these social problems dealt with. He told us to do it.” Yes, each and every one of us has the personal resources to fight global AIDS. Why did I not realize this before. Oh, Fred, you might have done better if you had not awoken from your naps to give speeches.

Proponents of sex education are so evil that they want kids to get sexually transmitted diseases. You’d know that if you watched Fox News. Concerned Women for America President, Wendy Wright appeared on Special Report talking about those who support comprehensive sex ed in the schools: "In fact, they want to encourage [kids to choose to have sex] because they benefit when kids end up having sexually transmitted diseases, unintended pregnancies and then they lead them into having abortions, so you have to look at the financial motives behind those who are promoting comprehensive sex ed." Yes, now the secret is out, all of us promoting comprehensive sex education own incredibly profitable non-profit women’s health services clinics. Then she said “Well, there seems to be an effort to have a monopoly on government funding only going to comprehensive sex ed programs, and probably because, if there's competition, the competition shows the sex ed program are ineffective and, in fact, quite harmful.” Now reverse that to refer to what is really going on, essentially a monopoly of federal funding going to abstinence only education, which has been found to be both harmful and ineffective, and you get closer to reality land, a scary place that Wendy will never get anywhere near. And by going on Fox News, she can stay safely in a fantasy land devoid of any reality whatsoever, where even the name Fox News is rendered meaningless by the actual programming on Fox News.

Thanks to Mark Kernes for keeping track of what gets published in the American Family Association newsletter. Here are some interesting direct quotes he caught. "The entire field of Democratic candidates seeking the 2008 nomination for president have publicly stated their unflinching support for the homosexual agenda with same-sex marriage the only exception." Yes, they did support hate crimes legislation that would make it a more serious crime for beating someone to death just because he is gay, and for using violence and terror to intimidate gay people. Here ism their take on sex education: "Leslie Unruh, president of the National Abstinence Clearinghouse, likened the content [of comprehensive sex education programs] to pornography. 'What is going to happen if people do not stand up,' Unruh explained, 'is they will get this kind of radical sex ed in all the schools in America.'" And kids will actually learn about sex instead of made up information designed to scare them into never having a healthy sex life, ever. And it is difficult to get more strangely paranoid than this: "Eureka Springs has long been a tourism draw for Christians who visited not only the Great Passion Play but other popular places like Christ of the Ozarks, the Bible Museum and Thorncrown Chapel. However, Johnson said the new image of the town as a gay hot spot is causing Christian support for Eureka Springs to hemorrhage badly."  This to promote a new DVD called “They’re Coming to Your Town”, which evokes the 1950’s hysteria of alien monster movies, except instead of wanting to suck your brains out, they want to suck something else.

Entertainment

It was a high brow concept. A reality show contest where porn stars would get acting coaching and compete to do a Shakespearean play. Lots of big strange words in Shakespeare, so it was not a great fit for the Fox Reality Channel. The second season of My Bare Lady forgoes the cultural aspects, and will follow four adult stars as they move in together, search for love and pursue their dreams. The show will include Ninn Worx contract star Jana Jordan, adult star Brooke Haven and new star Jenny Hendrix. According to Hendrix, the audition involved simulating an orgasm and recounting the titles of their craziest movies. Yeah, I think they are completely forgoing highbrow.

I’m not sure what Sierra, the video game company, is thinking in trying to revive a franchise from the 1980’s with a new version of the Leisure Suit Larry series, called, and I think somewhat unfortunately and somewhat foresightedly, Leisure Suit Larry, Box Office Bust. It stars the original Leisure Suit Larry’s nephew. Leisure Suit Larry was a somewhat titillating title for its time, but how many gamers today even recall what a leisure suit is?  They tried to revive it with Leisure Suit Larry Love for Sail, but that completely flopped. They’ve removed all the nudity to make it less controversial, but I suspect that this ship has sailed. I think most modern gamers would rather spend their time earning enough Lindens in Second Life to buy a better penis.

It’s a great story. Kate Moss celebrated her 34th birthday by having sex with two female models and a male guest at her birthday party, while a crowd of onlookers including celebrities looked on. That sounds like a truly great birthday. Except, according to Kate Moss, it never happened. She is suing the British tabloid New of the World for defamation. Personally, I don’t find it defaming, I’d actually think more of her, but she certainly has the right to protest made up stories about her, not matter how hot. Still, it would be so much cooler if it really happened.

Worst way to start your new column on sex advice- get forced to resign for plagiarism. Since Claudia Lonow did not have any real questions for her first column in the New York Press, she decided to borrow them directly from syndicated sex columnist Dan Savage’s columns while telling her editor that the questions came from friends. To be fair, she was not a journalist and came directly from television writing, where its not plagiarism, its just a winning formulae. The standards for sex columnists are not very high, which is why we so often grouse about their bad advice- with the exception of Dan Savage. And further proof that editor’s don’t give a damn about the quality of their sex advice- The New York Press is turning the column into a contest, using reader’s questions and answers with readers voting on the best one each week. Experts on sex need not apply.

It’s a little warmer in Colordao Springs, now that adult star Shy Love has opened her own venue, 13 Pure Nightclub. She hopes to open more nightclubs around the country, and it is great to see an adult star investing her money in something more profitable than out of work boyfriends.

Making the rounds is an interview with ex-porn performer Michelle Maren, who promtes herself through her MySpace page. It contains such juicy quotes as "It is a fantasy that the women performing porn actually enjoy it. No one does. That is why most get high before filming a sex scene—to numb themselves. I was the only female porn actress I knew who didn't get high and that is why I didn't last in the industry for very long." Actually, according to the Internet Adult Film Database, Maren only made six films, four of them were non-sex roles. By her own account, she only did three sex scenes, including a single lesbian scene in Caballero’s Public Affairs, and this was all back in the 1980’s. A lot has changed since then, and as a born again Christian, I really doubt she has been keeping up on the industry. Still, she’ll get quoted by lots of conservatives as an expert, even though she knows absolutely nothing about the porn industry as it exists today. She says “The number of suicides, over-doses, murders and AIDS-related deaths are quite high among porn actors.”  By percentage, because adult stars are screened, there is much less AIDS in the adult community than in many other communities that are at risk, and even coming down with AIDS is a huge story. And I guess I missed all those murder stories. And she infers that minors were allowed in porn films as long as a mother was there. I can’t remember a single film that even had a minor in a non-sex role, and certainly they would not have been on set if a sex scene was filmed- just as it is in mainstream film. 

My wife had sex on camera, primarily because it was fun. Sure, there are some women in it just for the money, but I personally know a lot of women who really enjoy the sex. Which is not surprising, because sex can be really enjoyable. Maren did not last, because she did not like what she was doing, she did not want to be there, and she absolutely should have gotten out of it. She is celibate, so sex is not even an important part of her life. Her comments now are completely irrelevant, and she has no right to speak for the experiences of other women 20 years later. The only useful message we can glean from Maren is that if you really don’t like sex, maybe porn is not the occupation for you. Just like if you hate food, don’t become a chef. And that’s not all that insightful.    

Adult star Savannah Samson dies in the beginning of her new adult movie, 59 Seconds, from Vivid. She is revived, but the story revolves around the sexual state of mind induced during a near death experience. She has sex with two girls, sex with four guys, and personally, I’d rather have all of this sex than that stupid tunnel with a light at the end of it.

Big Boob Orgy. No, its not a sex film about the president, it has women with big boobs, and an orgy. And if you like big boobs, the kind on women any way, and you like orgies, you might want to check it out from 3rd Degree.

We began with porn stars doing Shakespeare, so a fitting ending is a porn film based on a classical Greek tragedy. It is from Penthouse, and is titled Rexxx, based loosely on the story of Oedious Rex, noted for his relationship troubles. It stars Penthouse Pet Renee Diaz, and is directed by Guy Capo.